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Remembering George Carlin

Posted Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:20am PDT by Paul Krassner in The ARTHUR Blog

In December 1962, when Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscenity at the Gate of Horn in Chicago, the police broke open his candy bars, looking for dope. They checked the IDs of audience members, including George Carlin, who told the cops, "I don't believe in IDs." Then they arrested him for disorderly conduct, dragged him along by the seat of his pants and hoisted into the police wagon.

"What are you doing here?" Lenny asked.

"I didn't want to show them my ID."

"You schmuck," said Lenny.

Lenny and Carlin had similar points of view--for example, they were both outspoken about the decriminalization of drugs--and they were both self-educated, but their working styles were different. Lenny didn't write his material, it evolved on stage, whereas Carlin wrote all his routines and then memorized 'em. Although both were unbelievers as far as religion was concerned, Lenny came from a Jewish background, and Carlin came from an Irish Catholic background.

Susie Bright, who first heard Carlin when she was in 7th grade, recalls playing his Class Clown album for her mother, "a woman whose first 20 years were entirely dominated by the Irish Catholic Church--and it was a comic exorcism for her. She peed in her pants! She was cured in one LP [long-playing vinyl record]!"

Carlin was a generous friend, and such a sweet man. When I performed in Los Angeles, he sent a limousine to pick me up at the airport, and I stayed at his home. More recently, when I opened for him at the Warner-Grand Theater in San Pedro, California, we were hanging around in his dressing room, where he was nibbling from a vegetable plate. I watched as he continued to be genuinely gracious with every fan who stopped by. If they wanted his autograph, he would gladly sign his name. If they wanted to be photographed with him, he would assume the pose. If they wanted to have a little chat, he indulged them with congeniality.

"You really show respect for everbody," I observed.

"Well," he responded, "that's just the way I would want to be treated."

As a performer, Carlin was uncompromising, knowing that his audience trusted him not to be afraid of offending them.  Who else would have posed this rhetorical question: "Why are there no recreational drugs in suppository form?" I was pleased to inform him that teenage girls have been experimenting with tampons dipped in vodka as a way of getting intoxicated without their parents detecting booze on their breath.

Carlin provided an introduction to one of my books, Murder At the Conspiracy Convention. Referring to the 1960s, he wrote: "As America entered the Magic Decade, I was leading a double life. I had been a rule-bender and law-breaker since first grade. A highly developed disregard for authority got me kicked out of three schools, the altar boys, the choir, summer camp, the Boy Scouts and the Air Force. I didn't trust the police or the government, and I didn't like bosses of any kind. I had become a pot smoker at 13 (1950), an unheard-of act in an old-fashioned Irish neighborhood. It managed to get me through my teens...

"My affection for pot continued and my disregard for standard values increased, but they lagged behind my need to succeed. The Playboy Club, Merv Griffin, Ed Sullivan and the Copacabana were all part of a path I found uncomfortable but necessary during the early 1960s. But as the decade churned along and the country changed, I did too. Despite working in ‘establishment' settings, as a veteran malcontent I found myself hanging out in coffee houses and folk clubs with others who were out-of-step people who fell somewhere between beatnik and hippie. Hair got longer, clothes got stranger, music got better. It became more of a strain for me to work for straight audiences. I took acid and mescaline. My sense of being on the outside intensified. I changed.

"All through this period I was sustained and motivated by The Realist, Paul Krassner's incredible magazine of satire, revolution and just plain disrespect. It arrived every month, and with it, a fresh supply of inspiration. I can't overstate how important it was to me at the time. It allowed me to see that others who disagreed with the American consensus were busy expressing those feelings and using risky humor to do so. Paul's own writing, in particular, seemed daring and adventurous to me; it took big chances and made important arguments in relentlessly funny ways. I felt, down deep, that maybe I had some of that in me, too; that maybe I could be using my skills to better express my beliefs. The Realist was the inspiration that kept pushing me to the next level; there was no way I could continue reading it and remain the same."

You can imagine how incredibly honored I felt.

George Carlin was once asked how he wanted to die.

"I'd like to explode spontaneously in someone's living room," he replied. "That, to me, is the way to go out."

And, through his CDs, DVDs and books, he does indeed continue to explode spontaneously in living rooms across the country.

Paul Krassner's The Realist attracted a deep counterculture following in the '60s and '70s. He is a founding member of the Yippies. He is the author of Porn Soup and One Hand Jerking: Reports From an Investigative Satirist, and publisher of the Disneyland Memorial Orgy poster, all available at paulkrassner.com. This is his fourth Yahoo Music blog post for Arthur, the transgenerational counterculture magazine available free every other month across North America.
6 Comments

1. david -
I remember listening to Goerge as a kid and even now I can still recall his completly off the cuff humor and definate sence of the truth. I was sad to here that he had passed away, but it is true I will carry his jokes and sence of truth with me always. GODS SPEED GEORGE... R.I.P. My freind

2. ANTHONY S -
i loved his last show time show, it was going to be on demand! i could not find it on, it was so good, the regan years, i almost peed my pants, help if any one knows witch one it was? thank you, and god bless him. he was a for real man!

3. JERRY -
I'll never forget the first time I heard -what's that in your ice-box. I think its meatcake. That just a few of them. Your the best...

4. Susan -
Such great stories, Paul. Thank you so much for sharing them with us.

5. Yahoo! Music User -
Of the six comments before mine, two mention God and one mentions Heaven. George did not believe in either of these concepts, and he would not have wanted people to link him to anything supernatural.

6. Michael LP -
Thank you Paul ,
isn't it cool how a sense of humor is such a great reality check.Really miss Lenny, and George too.
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