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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

41. BeckyL -
about time she wuz soo dark but now she is all bright i love it!!!

42. Bill H -
I'd hit it

43. jo -
ithink she hot i do anything to meet her,but as for the idol stuff you know i fell it a game show taht all they think they can come in to music and just take over.a no way

44. annoymous -
she is so freaken good

45. LesleyM -
Why did she change? I don't like this look at all!

46. niki -
she looks better now :)

47. Angela -
I thought that was Carrie Underwood for a second!!

48. big ol democrat -
She is awsome, She can do no wrong with a voice like that, Brit S. wishes she had as much TALENT. Thats the key word hear you know.

49. BeckyL -
i am soo glad kelly changed she wuz soo dark and drab before but now she is all bright oh yeah!

50. Yahoo! Music User -
That's the best single cover picture I've seen in years. Just lovely.

51. Courtney W -
ok well
its good to know shes not being a poser rocker anymore but...

i dont care

52. Jeff -
To Zobiana: That's the way the world has been for way too many years children are raised by electronic babysitters. Fact of life. That ain't changing anytime soon and its just plain sad. My props to ya!

53. Michael -
She's a homely skank...

54. Yahoo! Music User -
no comment

55. Yahoo! Music User -
People still care about Kelly Clarkson?

56. premedhead -
so a new look is required for a comeback? what has she been doing all this time, sitting on a fistfull of dollars?? another example of a lazy, no talent, image-boosting moron.

57. Yahoo! Music User -
I want THAT lollipop...

58. Sarah Sikorski -
Wow. I'm glad she's back. Her voice is amazing and a lot of the stuff on the radio is a bunch of crap. At least with her back, the radio will be worth listening to again.

59. X -
She looks absurd. Clarkson is off the musical radar map.

60. DavidPutty -
The failure of her last album was based on one thing: she tried writing the album herself. When are pop and country artists going to realize that they simply aren't talented enough as writers to pen chart toppers. Hopefully Kelly checked her ego, because the huge singles she's had were great, but the common denominator of all of them was that they were written by pros, NOT her.
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