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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

61. Alan -
I hope kellys album is as good as her old one. (4 a sec i almost forgot about her hum)

62. Michael -
Disney Channel Chick, your name reflects the worthlessness of your post...

63. Michael -
Kelly Clarkson is the best of American Idol's" Female Brigade"! I am so glad to hear she has persevered and not let the business shut her down! I am looking forward to her new album and hearing her voice grace the airwaves! Move back over and go home Britney!

64. Yahoo! Music User -
People are being incinerated in Palestine. Our nation is bankrupt. Our government is forking over our tax dollars to Wall Street gangsters and this is the headline? It is amazing how the media deflects the real stories and feeds us vomit like this.

65. Katie J -
I was just thinking about when she would have a new album. I started liking Kelly when she did that duet with Reba and I was wanting to listen to her single! Yay!

66. My -
no comment ☼¿☼

67. Judith C -
She simply looks wonderful. She is an amazing person anything she does from here on is only going to make her better. I really wish her all the very best in her success. Her voice her looks her personalty could only improve from here on. So she has my blessing.

68. Michael -
I watched the mini video. I was wrong. She's not homely. She's downright ugly...

69. Carla -
ummm... im confused...lol

70. Anthony A -
omg i cant wait I LUV U KELLY!

71. vanpub -
the picture on "My life would suck without you" looks more like Christina Applegate than Kelly.

72. Karina V -
Kelly Clarkson looks awsome !!!!!!!!! LOVE HER NEW LOOK ! But y is this news? i know she is a singer and all that stuff ! This is not what I call news !

73. Carla -
i guess shes ok
i've never heard of My December...
is it worth anything?

74. babygirl -
Thats awesome.

75. Yahoo! Music User -
Screw critics!!! Artists need to do what feels right for them, not what producers and record labels tell them. If she wanted to do a satanic black metal cd, then go for it. Although I am not a big fan of Kelly's, I am a big fan of do what feels right, whether it makes you popular or not, in the end it will feel better knowing you put out a product you feel good about.

76. Michael -
Who's deceiving themselves by calling this mongrel hot? Are you serious?

77. AlanC -
I don't know what you have against rockers, but you need to know that K. Clarkson was much better off following her own instincts instead of yours. If yo99u think this will save her career, someone needs to ask- what for ?

78. SARAH -
I loved personally "My December". Some of those songs like "Sober" and "Maybe" are my favorite songs period by any artist. And what she did with her career and with her label should be revered and not looked down upon. She's young and female and she stood up for herself. We should all be so brave.

79. martin -
How pathetic for yahoo to believe that this is news worthy with what is happening here and world wide alomst hourly. Who the F**K cares about what lipstick a second tier or any tier performer wears????

80. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
Kelly rocks...get Rid od KENYA
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