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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

81. LolliLolli Pop that -
tight

82. AlanC -
I meant if YOU want to know...

83. JoeS -
Kelly Clarkson has a great voice.
She is just another casualty of American Idol, They use you for what they can get, money wise, and the minute you have your own thought they get pissed and diss you in the press.
AMERICAN IDOL sucks! That is why the ratings are so low.

84. Yahoo! Music User -
WHERE CAN I FIND A CLIP OF THE SONG OTHER THEN MYSPACE

85. Gbdup -
love kellys body

86. Michael -
Sarah Bimbo said...

She's young and female and she stood up for herself. We should all be so brave.

How the h e l l do you know what she did? She's most likely doing what her agent and/or producer tells her to do.

Idiot.

87. stevemincer -
Welcome back. GREAT singer.

88. JuLIe(: -
wow! i really like the new look its cute:)
i have allways enjoyed her and her music i have seen her in concert twice!

89. James -
TO Kelly Clarkson...

In the words of Fred Durst: SHUT THE F*** UP!!

90. Lauren041586 -
Since when was having a cd go platinum considered doing poor? She went Platinum by doing everything on her own! She had no help fromt the record label whatsoever!! Like I said if a cd that goes platinum is considered poor than wow things surley have changed over the years. Im a huge fan and Im already LOVING this song after only hearing 30 secs!! Cant wait for the new Era to begin!!

91. yenices -
Kelly ROCKS!!!!!!!

92. RuifengZ -
Hi! Uh....... where am I ?!?!?!!?!??

93. Maria -
love it! I think she looks gorgeous

94. Tom J -
Id hit that

95. shoo -
Zzzzzzzz

96. Mike -
"My Life would Suck Without You"?
What a stupid title! More stupidity from the 21st century music industry. How about scouting true musical talent like we had years ago. Ones that actually write their own music and act themselves... not the way the bean counters tell them to according to latest polls among mindless young morons.

97. kiki -
ausome ive missed her and her goth stage SCAARRYY

98. Inlander -
Kelly Clarkson? She'll be a mainstay; maybe she just took a break. Love her music; definitely respect her talent!

99. -
kelly clarkson was a rocker? what since when?lolposer...

100. Yahoo! Music User -
My December is SO GREAT! I wish people would get off her back about it. She wrote every song on there and the lyrics are excellent!
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