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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

101. Yahoo! Music User -
wow! yay for kelly...keep rockin no matter what

102. marmia -
she looks hot! LoL
:]

103. Lisa -
That's a dumb title for a song, esp with the word "suck" In it, but I'm sure her album would do well. Beautiful voice! GOD bless her.
† Lisa †

104. Person -
OMG.YES!SHE'S COMING BACK!!!And I love the snippets so far!It's only a matter of time until it comes out!!! :)

105. Iris W -
Gosh, I

106. peter -
ALL IDOLS STINK! ! ! ! ! ! !

107. Mariah -
When is she going to have any new songs?

108. Lisa -
A truly awesome singer is one who can sing all genres. Please keep it clean Kelly! Please :) Love ya

109. Onyinye -
she looks prettier now.

110. c_g -
She looks incredible!

111. Yahoo! Music User -
She is really chunky. I will say that she's got a great voice, but, every time I see her she looks heaveier & yet she continues to wear "belly shirts" and skinny girl clothes.

112. premedhead -
I find the word "shed" very annoying here; so, the fact that she SHEDS her old rocker look, that will improve her suck-a$$ music? I think not.

113. Yahoo! Music User -
i am SO glad kelly came back. pop music just wasn't the same without her. i like her new look. i see she is going blonde again.

114. RabiaS -
A nose ring would perfect her look.

115. moms -
yeah isnt everyone

116. Tamara -
Kelly is great and beautiful, one of the best voices to date. Many young girls look up to her. She is one of the few that have a great career without the drugs, the sex, and the rest of the trash that's out here now. So rock, pop, R&B, country do you Kelly do you for our young girls coming up.

117. Geoff H -
God forbid an artist do something they want to do. Back to the marketing grist mill, Kelly. I feel bad they made you look this way. After all, isn't one Jewel enough?

118. premedhead -
just another image hole (black hole)

119. Nancy -
she looks...different

120. bent yaroun -
what a loser
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