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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

121. Matt -
nothing good has EVER come from that useless show

122. Lori S -
Well I feel better for the bread and circuses.

123. dala -
Well, i guess im glad shes back.. i wasnt aware she left... anywho people that are making such a big deal about her reinventing herself as a negative thing.. i dont understand that.. isnt that what pop artists do? Lets see.. Madonna, Prince,Michael Jackson, Beyonce and many more.. life is boring if you never change... Good luck Kelly

124. munchkin love -
well atleast she isnt a S.L.U.T
i mean seriously..givaa da credit

125. Erin -
sell out...

126. Karen R -
I agree. Everyone that keeps writing "Why is thie news?" or mentioning the economy and gov't needs to shut the f**k up. this is an ENTERTAINMENT blog people!!! We are not stupid enough to confuse this with "real" news. It's simply written to entertain and provide some info for Kelly Clarkson fans. So if you don't like it, you all can get over yourselves and go watch CNN!

127. Emerald Rider -
I like her music and her voice.

128. Aeon Fleet -
I liked My December。 :D’

129. Tim -
Very nice. SEXY!

130. Bourne -
FIGURE'S ONCE YOU MAKE IT BIG YOU HAVE TO GO AND SCREW YOURSELF UP BY CUTTING UP YOUR WHOLE FACE ... SHE COULDNT JUST LEAVE HERSELF ALONE AND BE LIKE CARRIE UNDERWOOD .... SHE IS WAY TO BEAUTIFUL AND SMART TO DECIDE ON CUTTING HER FACE UP!!! KELLY I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED THE WAY YOU WE'RE...

131. Dierdre -
I cant wait for some chick who can SING to make a record.

132. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
Sick! Good luck Kelly! I can't believe she didn't make music for SOOOO long!

133. Heathr -
two words...

SELL OUT

134. JOJO -
I LOVE KELLY !!!! im super pumped for this album!! i have loved her since auditons of AI season 1 ! and cant wait to c her on mtv and in concert AGAIN !! welcome back kelly !

135. Yahoo! Music User -
I saw Kelly In Nov. when she and Reba were touring together and she looked awesome and sounded just as great. I can't wait to get her new album.

136. ministerzel -
Smart move. Everyone loves Kelly...but most wanted the songs like the original album. I still love "Because of You..." Best wishes, Kelly. Welcome back!

137. craig d -
I just want to see her naked.

138. Lira -
Oh my god this sucks. She's like my idol!!! WHY THE H3LL would someone do that? D:

139. Yahoo! Music User -
Kelly is great no matter what she sings! She is a great performer too!

140. Alison -
Kelly Clarkon's old songs were not that bad...
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