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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

141. Frog -
Do you "common" people even KNOW what REAL Goth music is? Or REAL Goth style? Seriously, America it's not some mainstream crap that you can buy at Hot Topic. Perhaps a search for the Sisters of Mercy can help. How about Suspiria? Or maybe, GASP! The godfathers of Goth -- BAUHAUS!

142. Jeff -
Now that was a good tune.."SELL OUT!, with me oh yeah, SELL OUT! The record company is gonna give me lots-a-money and everything-s gonna be alright!!(Reel Big Fish)..Again.. I say the new Kelly track is 3 million dance remixes waiting to happen. The disscussion about doing what you like and want..is like lying..easier to sell because you don't have to remember each fake thing you produce.. and the lies WILL catch up with you.

143. Brad -
she's hot

144. William V -
Hey Adam,

Relax pal this is yahoo not Fox News. Why dont you go shove your head back up Sean Hanity's ass and give us a break. Actually I like Fox News and Sean Hanity but seriously dude have a coke and a smile or something. Oh and Kelly Clarkson is Awsome; she could sing about Adam and I would still like it.

145. Albert -
Its about time. But, either way, why is this news and who cares.

146. trenton h -
The new album cover is straight out of the 70s, in the best way.

147. Laura -
she is so annoying

148. Heather S -
My December was an amazing album and I'm so glad she's back! I was expecting her to have that same sound as the last album and I am a little bummed that she gave in and went back to the pop version of herself, but I'm sure I will love the new album as well!

149. Dede -
I've never hated any of her songs, no matter what genre she sings. Her voice is beautiful, and that's all that matters.

150. Lekitah -
she is awesome... true talent is hard to find! I love her... no really I DO!! Sshe rocks even when she is doing country...lol

151. Jeff -
The fact of the matter is this.. Kelly is a nudist by nature.. she hates clothes. Anything she puts on is therefore outside of her norm as a person. She has something things she likes... but is not comfortable in 90-95% of what she puts on. When she gets home.. the clothes come off and..from what I heard even when the carpenters were there redoing her place..no clothes...yeah..

152. carol b -
she can eat my [profane]

153. Karleigh -
I love Kelly clarkson's last album. I don't know why.

154. thomas b -
Still, no trip to the dentist... Damn!

155. _{☞♥☺N3XT PLz♥☜}_ -
H3R L00K iiS B3TTA

156. notu -
Breakaway had a hit in almost every song, I mean how often do you hear of that? She's really good, and I'm glad she's back.

157. Judith C -
I really think she looks great. She is just trying new things and that is great that she could do that. She is on the top of her career she is only testing her wings. She should continued to try everything new until she finds what she is looking for. Her new look is great she is a beautiful girl she looks wonderful. Good luck with your success.

158. bob -
the wonders of a air brush

159. JamieLee -
awww come on!!!! too many rocker girls are stopping looking like rockers and r going girly! i HATE that!!!! ROCK ON ROCKER GIRLS!

160. dell -
I like her music, she has a great singing voice. What do critics know anyway? They just get paid to give an opinion, and one that I personally don't care about anyway. To each their own.
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