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Kelly Clarkson's Sweet Makeover

Posted Fri Jan 9, 2009 3:54pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Remember Kelly Clarkson's last album, 2007's My December, when she tried to leave the whole American Idol pop thing behind for some dark and stormy rock 'n' roll? She told her record company to shove it, dressed up like a goth biker, and let the world know that sometimes it hurt to be her--actually, it hurt all the time, and it hurt a lot, and...wait a minute, world, where are you going? Come back! Kelly didn't mean to bum you out.

At least that's the way it looks and sounds judging by "My Life Would Suck Without You," the first single from her upcoming album, All I Ever Wanted. It's a total makeover! On the cover for the single, she's a sleek, shiny, lollipop-licking temptress, and if her new songs are anywhere near as glossy as that lollipop then we're going to be hearing them remixed by hipster DJs all year long.

Clarkson's strength has always been that she's got the voice of a rock chick but she sings songs painstakingly crafted by professionals to hit the pop music sweet-spot. This is a winning system, there's no need to mess with it. And so this time, it's back to basics, which means songs from the Swedish hit factory that turned out her mega-awesome 2005 hit, "Since U Been Gone." Sweden: land of ABBA, purveyor of pop you can't get out of your head, uniter of you and your mom, who will both likely be caught singing this Kelly Clarkson song in the supermarket by early June.

In the wake of the My December situation, Clarkson dumped her management team and was forced to downgrade the scope of her tour due to poor ticket sales. It's a whole new Kelly, though, as friendly as the old Kelly. If a team of Swedes and some hot pink lipstick can't save Clarkson's career, we don't know what can.

1281 Comments

161. AshleighC -
I really don't see what the problem was with My December. It was a great album, and I love every song from it. If you're a true fan of any artist, you'll find something about the songs that you fall in love with whether they're singing a disgusting bubblegum pop gem, a darker tune much closer to rock, a country ballad, or a heavy metal solo. Just because Kelly didn't sing what she got famous for didn't mean it sucked! But I'm looking forward to the new stuff from her. Maybe she'll have a song or two on All I Ever Wanted that'll be similar to her My December material...

162. David -
If I was looking for a "whore" she would match the mold. She has just simply "SOLD OUT" to commercialism and to the record company. As most do i imagine. Carrie Underwood is another example of "SOLD OUT"..

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163. Jellybean -
If i had to say i prefered her last album because she brought out more voice. And she seems to look better in darker makeup 2.

164. Lisa -
she's fat

165. AC/DC Rocker99 -
I don't like the new 'Red' look. She was HOT in the old 'Dark rocker' look!!! :-P Now she looks weird. :(

166. okok -
i love kelly so much but i cant believe she went this way. i mean her first albums were pop then came her my december although it didnt sell as well it was her creative/art. it was kellys style, what she wanted to do. then clive i think it is didnt like that, and wanted her to be more pop to make more money blah blah blah. and this is the result of it. i wish she would be true to herself.

167. ☠✖Billie Joe Armtrong Wife 1# Pagiey 1# Friend✖☠ -
yay xD shes de bast we have same bane XD Kelly

168. BettyJ -
I think her music is very good no matter what people say stick with it kelly you are good i think people tend to be up set due to the fact you have made it so far , you go girl

169. Krmfuentes -
Lord, I hope she doesn't turn all fake
I actually liked her new look, but I still have more of her older songs on my mp3...
But the lollipop kinda scares me, she might've changed TOO much

170. TAB -
I really like Kelly, but is it just me or does anyone else think she's a closet lesbian? I don't care one way or the other, but I won't be surprised when she does finally come out.

171. blank -
suck me

172. Getoninja -
the only thign I care is when she doing Playboy or releasing a sex tape

173. LesleyN -
W3ll!,,, who car3s b3cuz ..ur not da boss of h3r, p33ps and sh3 can dr3ss how 3va sh3 wants! LUV U TA D3ATH K3LLY!!

174. chris -
Kelly Clarkson is the best thing since sliced bread....

175. REDDEVIL -
doesn't help a "B" list singer though.

176. mike s -
who is this person ? can you give me info on somebody i have heard of ? no talent wannabe

177. Yahoo! Music User -
I like her old album! What the hell is wrong with it?!

178. Merman -
Can't go wrong with this woman singing. She is so classy. Thank God for Kelly Clarkson. I can not remember what I listened to before she came to power.

179. RockinMom2times -
Missed u Kelly! Can't wait to see if your songs fit my life as good as they did before..

180. tazz -
Is it not a woman's perogative to change her mind and her look and what ever else she wants when she wants. Kelly let us see a side of her that we wouldnt have seen unless she had done what she had. The bubble gum pop image is cute and all but seeing the real her is nice as well. If I thought I stood a chance I would get down on bended knee and ask her hand in marriage but I am just a plain old Alaskan Country boy.
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