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Carbs Vs. Pop Stars: The Battle Continues

Posted Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:18pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

This week, photos of Jessica Simpson at a Florida concert surfaced, and guess what? Well, you already know what: She's not as tiny and uber-fit as she was in her Dukes Of Hazzard days. Tracking a celebrity's weight ups and downs used to be the provenance of the supermarket tabloids, as Delta Burke and Kristie Alley know, but through the twin miracles of the Internet and the celebrity weekly magazines, now everyone is in on the act, and the whole nation is debating burning questions like: Is Jessica too big? Is Lindsay too thin? And do those kind of high-waisted jeans look good on anyone? (That one's simple: No!)

Like Denise Richards says, it's complicated. Janet Jackson and Jennifer Love Hewitt have both been the targets of ridiculously inappropriate attention surrounding their weight. They've also then both gone on diet and fitness programs that would seem demanding to your average professional athlete and then shared the secrets of their workout plans with the same celebrity weeklies that focused all that inappropriate attention on them in the first place.

Needless to say, this is not the kind of attention that has followed Alec Baldwin through his career as he progressed from hunky leading man to burly funniest guy on television. And while physical fitness has become more of an acting requirement for men as time goes on (Zac Efron, call your trainer!), let's all admit that this just isn't fair. The demands of celebrity culture preclude any female celebrity from ever eating a cookie. And cookies are our right as human beings. Cookies are what separate us from the animals!

So, let's all have a cookie. This one's for you, Lindsay!

 
 
3364 Comments

1. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
Why should I care? Like, seriously?

2. leronica -
JUST GOES TO SHOW SHES HUMAN SO WHAT SHE GAINED WEIGHT. SHE CAN LOOSE IT IF SHE WANT.

3. DUDE -
So what?....It's not like Jessica is Ophra or something.

4. Patrick -
Meh, she still looks good. I still gawk at her.

5. brandy -
She is only human....but constantly in the spotlight. I gained 10 lbs, but you dont see pics of me everywhere! I think she is beautiful!

6. cuban chica kerrie -
jessica is a GREAT N SWEET WOMAN so leave her alone shes finnnee gosh

7. James MINOR -
ITS HUMAN NATURE JESSICA AS LONG AS YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH YOU.WE ALL FLUCTUATE IN OUR APPEARANCE.TAKE CARE, JAMES MINOR

8. Adele S -
i thought she looked fine... i didn't like her jeans but as already mentioned - they don't really suit anyone.
it actually makes a nice change to have someone in the public eye that's got some meat on them than having the perfect image shoved in our faces every time we walk down the street or open up a magazine

9. Haider -
she is very beautiful lady.

10. Doug -
I'm apathetic about the whole thing!

11. kimberly -
I think she looks awesome! Its nice to see a celebrity look real. She is somebody the girls should look up too, instead of these stick figres they call models.

12. ANJ -
I personally don't really care for Jessica Simpson. But her outfit is really ugly.
She has on 90's "mom jeans" that are too high rise - she has a short waist- and a gigantic belt. This is a look for someone that is 5'7", very skinny with no figure or shape - just a coathanger. That way the belt would not look to big.
The bra or lack of one is making her breasts look saggy.
She has gained some weight but she's not fat....she's just not ultra skinny. So deal with it! People that enjoy life and eat and are enjoying their relationship. Gosh...Hollywood people sure are mean to their own people!

13. Tiff -
Looks like she might wanna rethink all those ill feelings toward Carrie Underwood. Looks like going veggie might be a good idea afterall huh Jess. Who cares anyway, she can't sing she just yells and it's all a bunch of noise. She's a has been.....

14. Double Trouble -
IMO, she just peaked. Like, big time.

But she's normal. Everyone else is practically a twig.

15. Yahoo! Music User -
i dont think it matters if she
gained weight, i mean she can loose
it if she wants its not that big of
a deal, people are trippin these
days just cause a huge pop star
gained weight BIG DEAL. and shes gorgeous in a way so its retarded how theyre gonna do that to her.

16. Yahoo! Music User -
I think Jessica Simpson is a beautiful talented woman, and I think she is doing everyone in the world a favor by gaining weight...ALOT OF OTHER CELEBS COULD DO THE SAME! Prove that you aren't only found attractive if your bones are sticking out!

17. gigs -
If anyone thinks Jessica Simpson is "fat" they need their head examined! Don't people have anything better to do with their pathetic time than pick on someones size??!! JS is beautiful so shut up about her and move on to some important thing i.e., child abuse, kidnapping, animal abuse, world hunger, poverty...focus focus people!

18. smiley03g -
I like Jessica and ppl are really mean they should look at themselves.......Being nice is what counts. I think she looks good and is not anorexic....Big ppl are sexy also.Wtg Jessica you are a woman.

19. marmelos -
she is biutiful good corves
dont hate on her
people whow said she is fat sould look in there asses first.
anyway monkes only look other people's ass!

20. Lisa -
i think that she's fine the way she is and if she feels good about herself there is nothing wrong in gaining a few pounds.
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