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American Idol: Worst Season Ever?

Posted Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:30pm PST by Blender Magazine in The Blender Burner

Eight seasons in, has American Idol run out of gas? That's what some viewers have been saying, and the smell of desperation does seem to be behind many of the changes producers have made this season.
 
The case against:
 
1. New Judge Kara DioGuardi: One the hand, DioGuardi is just what the show needs--a seasoned music pro who actually has a hand in hit songs from (among others) Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, Pink, and the Pussycat Dolls as well as (OK, this is where it gets ugly) non-hits from Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton and Vanessa Hudgens. But, finally, someone to take the place of Paula Abdul, who has more positive things to say than your grandma, and also has the same trouble staying awake that your grandma does. But, wait, what's Paula still doing on the show? Are the producers just too chicken to toss her? With four judges, the audition rounds were a colossal bore--the most tension we could hope for was a tie vote. DioGuardi may yet turn out to be a savior, but she's kind of a know-it-all (who can forget her showing Bikini Girl how to sing?) and she seems to vacillate between being as super-nice as Paula and as super-critical as Simon (thanks, we've already got Randy for that). Also, as we learned during this week's elimination show, she hasn't quite mastered the mic on the judges' table, so she was leaning in so close there was practically feedback.

2. The Judge's Mansion: This was a new feature for the show with the final cuts from Hollywood Week. Hey, I've got an idea! Let's get a mansion where we can stage a scene of a reality show! No one's done that! OK, reality television (like the rest of TV) doesn't exactly thrive on innovation, but this was corny even for Idol, and the walk up and down the mansion's grand staircase was nothing compared to the spy-cam footage of contestants from past seasons shaking by their lonesome selves while trapped in an elevator waiting to hear the verdict. Bad move.

3. Mom & Dad: What's up with featuring everyone's mom and dad on the couch on the first live shows? There are 36 contests--are we supposed to care about 72 moms and dads crying tears of pride and joy? It's waaaaaay too  early for this sort of shameless emotional manipulation. Once an overweight, bearded, hippie burnout dad weeps in public for the triumph of his little girl's dream, there's nowhere left to go--what's next? Beloved pets flown in to show their support? (Everyone loves puppies! And if that doesn't work: Real live LOLcats! Can I has votez?)

4. Your Top 12: This year, the Top 12 will be arrived at through three elimination shows in which the top boy and the top girl and also the next top vote-getter survive, and then after that there will be a wild card round. No matter how many times Ryan Seacrest explains this, it makes about as much sense as the electoral college, and is every bit as exciting.

5. This Week's Show: Did anyone else notice the microphone screwups, the throw to videotape package that didn't roll, and the totally awkward where-do-I-sit, should-I-hug-my-mom-now moments after each contest finished singing? Is this the biggest show on television or a special local-TV broadcast of a high-school talent-show fundraiser?

Admittedly, the early rounds are often awful. Idol is still the biggest thing on TV, and this week's ratings were up from this time last year. But year to date, ratings are down 8 percent. If it's going to get better, there's no time like the present.

 

2968 Comments

1. jb4eva -
i agree. idol's slow pace and wierd new set up is totally desperate. they need help

2. Yahoo! Music User -
haha they're right about the whole mom and dad thing seen weeping over after seeing their child sing. :D
i mean, c'mon, they havent been into the top 12 yet. :|

but still. i love AI ♥

* yahay to season 8. :]

3. ^eurochic^ -
With all its blunders and desperate measures, AI would still be one of the guilty pleasures I'd annoyingly love and enjoy. *wink*

4. Anne -
I would watch that version of Three's Company.

5. Lisa -
I really hope this doesn't turn into another tila tequila or something like it where we have to see them actually living in the house and all the drama. I watch it for the music. I actually think there are some great musicians this year and look forward to the competition. I think there are certain people that should have made it through for sheer talent over a few of the show stealers that made it through just because of their headband or laugh. We love watching it and seeing where some raw talent can go. It's always a little shakey in the beginning. I like Kara she's fun. The wild cards is their garaunteed one from each round or from the group as a whole? Haven't figured that out yet, and who decides the wild card?

6. JudithF -
Didn't help having three judges. It takes longer and it seems like they're competing. Don't care if I miss the show so that's pretty much for me. Not even voting. Don't like the bully part either. Desrespectful to human beings.

7. Hannah H -
tru tru but i stil

8. pam zilla -
oh the show is okay iwill still watch it. There is really no good shows on at night

9. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
I still Love American Idol =]

10. Yahoo! Music User -
I agree it's a bore this season... we DVR it and fast forward through everything... even those baaaaaad songs from last week. *yawn*

11. Autumnstar -
There wasn't anything wrong with the show before they made the changes, so I'm not sure why they thought the audience would be embracing all this moronic and pointless change all at once, and they still kept the one things most AI fans want to see go: The group singalong numbers. Stoo-pid!

12. Gregory C -
maybe simon will go away RuPaul's DragRace on Logo is more fun and entertaining to watch

13. Debra -
I like Simon and sometimes Randy. Paula isn't so bad, but, she is sometimes spacey. Over all, the show isn't what it used to be.

14. timf -
none of this other stuff would matter if the singers could actually sing.
and if the first show is any indication we are in for a looong season!

15. Paul D -
Ah, yes, American Idol. What can I say about this show? Other than it stopped being relevant long ago; it’s tacky set-ups of late; Ryan Seacrest trying act more the man he is. I stopped watching really, a couple of seasons ago - and only now put it on when there is nothing else to watch - when they started to put talent on that had record contacts and failed before they came on this show. And I’m happy to say that they dumped the girl that had one this time. Another thing that grew very tiresome was their stupid emotional video packages where they interview people on their problems and why they want to be on Idol, i.e.: the blind guy, the person that was doing it for his dying/sick somebody or other. Sorry, I just don’t care.

The only real reason - in my opinion - to watch is too see how messed up/pilled up Paula is. As she stands up and does her flipper clap over her head and her slurred words and pointless comments. Now that is worth the price of admission.

16. doubtfire -
American Idol is STILL the best show on tv. After all, it is a LIVE show and there's going to be miscues, for crying out loud. I get soooooo tired of people bashing idol all the time. Most of those that do the bashing have never even watched one show. They have to raise the bar as it were each and every year to make it comepetive and as for Ryan's explanation not making sense---what's not to understand? Pretty explanatory to me!

17. Doc -
Maybe they should see if there are surviving members of the Supremes. Then they could call their judges the Supreme Court. Make about as much sense.

18. Carly -
I agree about the Mom's and Dad's. Boring. I also thought Ricky Braddy was very good. I hope he makes it into the wild cards. He has a beautiful voice and yes, I voted for him many times as I did for Alexis and Danny. They deserve to be in the top 12.

19. Misty -
I love American Idol. Yes, they change things to make it "fresh" and some things work out (all the parents) and some don't.
Let's face it just because the kids made it on Idol, doesn't mean their parents are always "star quality" in their looks. They are just regular people, and that should be ok too. What do people think of that Tatiana (the over-emotional, narcissistic/bi-polar-like girl)?

20. MICHAEL S -
As long as AI don't bring back nasty Bikini Girl.
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