Miley Cyrus, Framed
Miley Cyrus's name isn't Hannah Montana; in fact, Miley Cyrus's name isn't even Miley Cyrus. Nope, her given name is actually Destiny Hope Cyrus.
It seems fitting, given her incredible career arc over the last year or so. Miley is the star, of course, of the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana, the tweener hit show about a regular gal who is secretly a pop music star by night. And, although the show is popular, Miley/Hannah's still-ongoing "Best of Both Worlds" tour has been crazy...demand has driven the cost of some tickets above $1000. The attorneys general of Arkansas and Missouri are actually investigating, and Miley's fan club is being sued over the whole thing.
This week, in a nod to the phenomenon, we're featuring "Start All Over," Miley's very first video as Miley. Readers will be pleased to know that "Start All Over" is yet another video where--shades of last week's Ashlee Simpson vid!--"it was all just a dream." Well, why tinker with a formula that's been working for over 89,000 years now?
We'd like to hear from Miley's many fans, so please post your comments letting all of Y! Music know how you feel about Miley's great new video!
1 - "And, when I wake up, maybe I'll actually be Ashlee Simpson!"
2 - "Damn. Dad's residual check must've bounced again."
3 - "It doesn't matter if they kill me! I'm the body double!"
5 - "Ah reckon ah gwine down to de crossroads fer awhile or sumpin'."
6 - "Guess I'll take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. You know, just 'cause I can."
7 - "So is your ridiculously short tie symbolic of something I should know about?"
8 - "This closed-circuit, hi-def broadcast from Hell should prove lucrative!"
9 - "Meet my bffs--Winona Arizona and Dinah Carolina! Get it?!"
10 - "Wow! President George Walter Bush... in my video!"
11 - The "Best of Both Worlds" concept quickly got out of hand!
12 - "Well... like the Village People, sure. But not, you know, flaming beyond belief."
13 - "One! More! Time! Now! And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart..."
14 - "I think that next I'll have them burn down the Reichstag, for kicks."



keep on rockin hannah
he should have named her "superman hero cyrus".
retards.
some guy that sang the "achy breaky heart" spawns a daughter and names her "destiny hope" who becomes a star under the name hannah montanna and is thrown in a video where people are doing the macarena.
we will never evolve further. our enlightenment stopped just after we got thumbs.
i love you hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
it's great and fitting that 2 cyrus lovers (#8 & #17) are the only people to use abusive language so far.
she is so wholesome and influential.