Britney Spears, Framed
We can say one thing about Britney Spears: the exciting and vivacious songstress has been making headlines at an alarming pace, and usually not for her music.
But we here at Framed were excited as heck when her new video was released last week. Of course, we're always looking for videos from the stars, but a Britney video is on a whole 'nother level.
A better level. A superior level.
And that's why Britney's video for "Gimme More," in which Britney plays a brunette stripper and a blonde patron of the strip joint, is our featured video this week. The video is sure to stir controversy, but that's been Britney's stock-in-trade lately. And, as reader Bludolphinchix01 posted right here in Framed last week: "Her voice alone makes this video a must see!"
Bludolphinchix was talking about Amy Lee, of course, but you catch our drift!
What Is Framed?? To readers new to our blog, welcome! Here's how Framed works: we pore through hundreds of great videos every week, and then pick one that we feel will resonate most with our readers. After we do, we "freeze" key frames and then write our own (sometimes impertinent) captions to those frames.
It's proven to be a winning formula for, lo, these many weeks, and we hope you'll like reading Framed every bit as much as we like writing it. Your comments and observations are always welcome, so, please, let us know what you think.
1 - "Toast! To Britney's newfound sobriety!"
2 - "Look, Britney - it's, like, you, if you were a whore-ish stripper instead of a legitimately talented singer-slash-dancer!"
3 - Light Britney was split off from Dark Britney by a nuclear explosion and the combination of many kryptonites!
4 - Insider's note: the pole is working for scale!
5 - A shout-out to Mm Ra, The-Mirror-Who-Is-More-Than-Man, is always fitting!
6 - "Look! It's K-Fed's ‘career!'"
7 - Britney's old friend, Dealie Crankerson, came by to help everyone stay "focused." He's the best!
8 - Britney's ability to mentally photograph everyone who looks at her on the Internet has left science intrigued, confused.
9 - Incredibly, this caption is actually being type-synched!
10 - Fame vs. Everything Else! Fame wins!
11 - As regular Framed readers know, we occasionally stop the video just because we can.
12 - "Judge Gordon! You? Here??!"
party with me anytime.I love her new video and I loved her on the MTV awards. All the media condemnations of her behavior make me sick. Don't they realize millions of young girls are just like her so SHUT UP! by the way I'm over 50. ps this goes for Lindsey and Paris as well.