Paris Hilton, Framed
Until we started writing this week's Framed, we had no idea that Paris Hilton's first album, Paris, hit #6 on the U.S. Billboard chart in 2006. #6! She must be the most talented whatever-she-is in the whole world!
Of course, we're quite happy for her chart success, 'cause our video this week is the second single from that LP, "Nothing In This World." You probably know that Paris is also a very successful actress--we really enjoyed that one hamburger commercial she did--so it's no surprise that the ambitious Ms. Hilton brought her well-known cinematic and satiric chops to this video project.
The video is based on the 2004 movie, The Girl Next Door, a teen comedy about a high school boy falling in love with the porno start next door. In fact, Elisha Cuthbert, the star of Girl Next Door, has a cameo in the video. Paris, of course, fits comfortably into the porno star role.
Is Paris Hilton our most multi-talented multi-talented star? Only you, the readers of Framed, can decide that, so please let us know your thoughts in no uncertain terms!
1 -- And this installment of Framed has been rated Laffs Galore!
2 -- As a fun game and penance, all of the actors in Paris's videos play "bobbing for integrity."
3 -- "Dude. Please blow your nose. Please."
4 -- "Boy. People who write for magazines must be unfailingly good-looking and razor sharp."
5 -- "Pretty hot b***h, huh?"
6 -- Sadly, he blew the essay question: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and Paris Hilton?
7 -- "Pssst. A counterfeit dollar is a phony buck!"
8 -- "OK, students, let's all take out our #2 pencils, if you catch my drift."
9 -- "Whaddaya know? Lunch is on you!"
10 -- "Hey. My human is narcissistic, too!"
11 -- "Oh, loosen up, readers. That #2 pencils caption was priceless!"
12 -- Paris pays tribute to the Detroit Lions--in her words, "the Paris Hiltons of football."
she's rich alright but man does she cares what people think about her???
Is it bad that i almost peed myself laughing at 8?
A:No. Matt Millans CD didnt even chart.
The letterbox format wouldve been a great display for one of Paris's feet.
Everyone likes #8 but #'s 6 & 7, hands down the winners!
Yes, Nick Carter did know her at the time, I volunteered as a mod for them in my times. I would know, BSB does brag alot, alot, he brags so much he actually gets people into trouble with other people in states he doesn't live in. lol. But yes, her album was good, but she should stick to comsmetics, modeling, and acting lessons.
I do think she has some pontential from some of what I have seen on TV, and I mean her actual acting skills, which ironically, only Howie and AJ in that group don't lack in at all from the 16 years, I spent with them as a fan and as an offical #1 and First fan, before their webmistress lost in 1992 and blamed for her abusive marriage and sociopathic psychosis and the group's bad business decisions.
Long story short, Paris is okay, she just needs to cut back the partying, and try to establish herself as someone women can respect more, the perfume is a start and if she wants to do music that is fine, just stay away from the criminal part of it, because them, I, and tha t boy group haven't gotten along in a long, long, long time, because that has taken over and the public, most of the media, and their customers in "major label" music is in the dark, even in Classic, bluegrass, etc.
You name it, I proabably have read a case on it either in Ohio, or in other states from a major label and the public doesn't even know 1/5-1/3 of all professional writing that is seen in anything short of the internet, which has other problems caused by artists, especially the ones named, not Paris so much, it doesn't help she is helping them. I am just tired of people like her that have no talent or little of it, even through she is smart, even if she doesn't act like it, which is true.
I am tired of them abusing, harassing, and ruining people, and yes, it is true, and yes, I can prove it, and I am tired of entertainers abusing the "stalker abuse" system to frame people for things they never did or to steal from them their status, education, and dreams all for their friends who don't need the money or any of that at all which is what happened in my case.
So be weary of anyone associated with that boy group, especially, even other boy groups. I did legally leave the contracts and they did lie last year and the hearing and did break alot of laws, private contracting laws, public ones, and fraud too over me in Ohio and yes, BSB will lie to you, because they tried doing that to me as late as January this year about the matter.