Justin Moore, Framed
First off, a cautionary note to the parents in our audience: In general, Framed is a family-friendly blog, but this week we're featuring a country video that's best enjoyed by grown-ups. Grown-ups who like looking at grown-up women, in particular.
Our guest star is Justin Moore, a young Arkansan whose "Back That Thing Up"--this week's video--is absolutely laden with sexual innuendo. The video is populated by smoking hot girls that surely want our phone number, working on a farm. Oh, it's plenty good. Frankly, we consider Justin's appearance in his own video to be incidental to the whole thing.
Speaking of Justin, he's just released a new video, "Small Town USA," which has nowhere near the number of babes as in this one. Both songs will appear on his first album, soon to be released. We wish him solid sales, and, more importantly, we encourage him to keep on making quality videos that we can store on our computer into perpetuity.
As is our credo, of course, nothing matters around here but your take. So please let us know if you enjoyed "Back That Thing Up" as much as we did!
1 -- The rumble with the Pussycat Dolls was on!
2 -- (Left to right) Um, hang on a second. We don't care about the left.
3 -- "Remember...we don't peck out their eyes until Framed features a video so pandering that humanity has rendered its own death sentence."
4 -- "Time has come today!"
5 -- Hay!
6 -- "An 'Objectification-Off?!' Oh, bring it on, tough guy!"
7 -- Damn! Nice ass!
8 -- "Why, yes, it is a stick."
9 -- "I wonder why that nice blogger said I should name the pig 'Country Music?'"
10 -- The washcloth would also go on to win the biggest jackpot in Lotto history.
11 -- Ample cushioning on some models make them very comfortable, even when you're applying direct palm pressure. You know, drills.
12 -- Seriously, if these girls wanna see some wood...
