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Miley Cyrus, Framed

Posted Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:10am PDT by John Kordosh in Framed

Hello, readers, and welcome back to Framed, America's friendliest blog. This week, we welcome teen superstar Miley Cyrus for her third appearance here, and are showing "The Climb," which may be her greatest video yet.

The song is from Hannah Montana: The Movie, which was released earlier this year and made over $122 million worldwide. Although Miley didn't write the song, we have no doubt that she's in complete agreement with its uplifting, feel-good message: that life isn't about the destination, but is, rather, about the journey...a stance all the great philosophers, except for Jesus and a few other guys, have taken.

As for the video, it's pretty much all Miley, although it features some interesting visual effects. Happily, it gives us our chance to write another dozen Miley captions, always a cherished goal here at Framed. Please let us know if we've met your high "caption humor" expectations, and let us know if we should continue to feature Miley Cyrus on a regular basis!

 

1 -- "I give up. How would I know if I'm in imminent danger of being swept away by a tsunami of massive proportions?'

 

2 -- Miles A, B, C and D sort of sucked, but everyone loved Mile E.

 

3 -- "I wonder if I erred in chopping off the fingers of my left hand at the first knuckle?"

 

4 -- "This isn't a real rose! This is an airbrushed, painted, fake rose," Miley declares, as Gummo stands by, ready to defend the Earth from a massive disruption in the universe's irony field.

 

5 -- Devout New Ager Billy Ray Cyrus was delighted to discover that storing Miley in a pyramid would keep her fresh for decades!

 

6 -- They would search endlessly until they found their leader, Ann Coulter.

 

7 -- Closing the show with "YMCA" has become a confusing Miley trademark!

 

8 -- "Secretly 28? That'd be me!"

 

9 -- "Paper beats rock?! Damn, I suck at this!!"

 

10 -- "Dad was right! Hell rules!"

 

11 -- Having to charge the ring every 24 hours is simply part of being a Green Lantern.

 

12 -- "I must leave you now, Earth! And though my journey to the desert worlds of Cygnus X-1 promises to be harrowing, I shall return with an even more lucrative tween franchise! I promise!

 

57 Comments

1. Snowflakes456 -
Yeah, the shots from the video u took out are hilarious. Oh, Miley...

2. Ronson -
Kordosh, may I request a video for your extremely popular and witty Framed blog? We all love Gummo and his band, so could you pleae feature a video by Gummo, the Sentient Bubble, and the Bubbleboys? Thank you.

3. Ronson -
Also, may I have an S please.....I'd like to solve the puzzle now!

4. Yahoo! Music User -
Mile E? Aw, Jeez, Kordosh! How corny can you get?

5. DUDE -
...In the galaxy called Kordosh, corny is considered a virtue,,,

6. Yahoo! Music User -
i think this is stupid what is the piont of her singing i cant stand her she is a stupid cow

7. Yahoo! Music User -
Yahoo! Music User, don't hold back now.....Tell us what you REALLY think about her.......

8. Yahoo! Music User -
NEWSFLASH: Gummo and the Bubbleboys kick off their world tour tomorrow!! Pick up your tickets now, because they will sell out quickly!! This message has been brought to you by Mr. Bubble. Pick up a bottle today!!

9. mariaf -
let the young girl prosper, it is better for her to do what she is doing that what some other young girls choose to do, you are beautiful Miley and you aint no stupid cow.

10. Draco1415 -
I have no idea what to say about the video, but I like the song

11. Joseph -
''miley i love your music , your face to , your acting and you'' and your vocie 'I LOVE YOU''

12. Sayeera -
you rock miley! I love ur music. u are right that hell RULZ.

13. Sayeera -
u rock, i love ur music.

14. Christopher -
my favorite one is number 5! lmao lmao lmao! funny stuff! however she doesnt seem "fresh" anymore; neither is her music..... Billy ray oughta check out that preservation technique! XD

15. Yahoo! Music User -
ew!
miley z such a jerk!

16. GLENN E -
Great song !

17. Yahoo! Music User -
I think you guys should stop talking bad about Miley. If you dont like her music who cares, but you guys should think about the hard times she went through and should know thats its not always easy for her. So just back off of calling her names and things just because you dont like her.

18. Natalie -
no comment

19. Yahoo! Music User -
Milley is so cool why would poeple not like her

20. angelita -
no comment is right but the mile e wasa corny but that just is how he is
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