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Colbie Caillat, Framed

Posted Thu Nov 1, 2007 4:36pm PDT by John Kordosh in Framed

Cute-as-a-button Colbie Caillat is a new kind of rising music star--she really made her name on the internet, especially through Myspace. Unsigned by any record label for months, her Myspace page generated millions of plays as, through word-of-mouth, she became a huge internet favorite. And when her debut album, Coco, was released, it hit #5 on the Billboard charts in its first week. It's quite a story.

Our featured video this week, then, is "Bubbly," one of the hottest songs off Coco. We predict it'll end up in a TV ad any minute now--seriously, the song is an Ambien commercial just waiting to happen--but the video itself does a great job of featuring Colbie's sunny, girl-next-door disposition and easygoing musical charm.

If our captions this week seem strange and dissonant to Colbie's myriad fans, please remember that Framed is a blog meant to inform and entertain, and also that we're pretty drunk right now.

OK?  Ladies and gentlemen, Colbie Caillat!

 

1 - Come on in, readers... there's always time for Framed

 

2 - "So if I married Chuck E. Cheese, it'd be funny why?"

 

3 - Having killed and eaten her, Colbie was now ready to actually become Jennifer Aniston!

 

4 - Few hobbies are as relaxing and just plain fun as hunting endangered rhinos in the Serengeti.

 

5 - As suspected, Colbie is out standing in her field! 

 

6 - "And if you don't become my Myspace friend, I am authorized to kill you."

 

7 - Colbie's secret trysts with Anderson Cooper have scandalized the news, easy listening music communities.

 

8 - Knowing of Colbie's hobby, Buttermilk looks on warily!

 

9 - Our new feature, "How They'd Look Without Eyes," is sure to vex and confound rival video analysts!

 

10 - Framed Food For Thought:  Should our musicians really be this happy when we have troops in harm's way? Discuss.

 

11 - Colbie's annual Myspace beach party generally attracts, oh, everyone on Earth.

 

12 - "Oh, come on... just pledge eternal fealty to Satan.  I did!"

 

18 Comments

1. Mandros -
She's just like Farmer Joe! Is she still "Bubbly" when she's confronted with the flatness of the field?

2. John Kordosh -
The "out standing in her field" gag just never gets stale!

3. Tim -
Yargh! Typoed!

4. Yahoo! Music User -
I never noticed how much Colbie looks like Jennifer Aniston until now. It's uncanny!

5. Yahoo! Music User -
MooCows don't utter, they udder.

6. LOL! -
She does look a lot like Jennifer Aniston but I still see a major difference. Also, to Yahoo! Music User who commented at 10:02 AM today, WHO CARES! This blog is funny and your comment is the only bad one I've seen. And You can't spell.

7. Bridget -
I agree she does look alot her but big difference. Espically in her fce and chin but i think the song is good. the music video is kinda different.

8. Tim -
MooCow Aniston, unlike her ordinary bovine relatives, can both speak and give milk.

Most importantly, she has full understanding of the the term "homonym."

9. Tim -
Also, congratulations to Commenter at 7:26 pm for finding the pun!

You win my unerring watchfulness and cruel judgement!

10. elum -
hello all,i just to say hi to every one here and i want to say u all should have a nice day

11. Yahoo! Music User -
..wow. xD that's just so random..

12. KK -
Colbie is AWESOME! I

13. Artist -
colbie is a talent young musican an its not fair to just diss her by creating such a page.

14. richard -
The first time I heard Colbie's music I was in Camp Liberty, Iraq. While I was driving across base and her song came over the radio. There have been very few songs that have come out recently that have made me forget where I am and what I was about to do. Thank you Colbie for helping me get through another day in the war zone.

15. Yahoo! Music User -
should our mucisians be so happy when troops are in harms way? w/e y should we stop living our lives just bcuz our president doesnt kno wat hes doing..seriously are you happy? well if you are you better stop becuz after all troops are in harms way and its not right for you to be happy you stupid homophobic freak

16. kaitlynm -
cobie is BEASTLEY she is awsome obviousley you are jelous of her why would you start this if you hate her just don't listen. get a life

17. Yahoo! Music User -
OK THIS GIRL IS AMAZING!! I MEAN COME ON!!! Why do you have to insult her like that! She mad an AWESOME song and the video is sweet! If this is what you do in your spare time, GET A LIFE!! That song got #5 on the billboard chart and yet, you are still hatin on her! HATER

18. ire -
they said colbie is a gay
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