A Fan Letter to Marilyn Manson
Dear Marilyn,
I've been a fan ever since your "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" video. I didn't think anyone could wear that raccoon makeup better than Annie Lennox, but you did. In fact, you're my favorite rock dude in makeup.
Yesterday you released your seventh album, "The High End of Low." You've said it's about "having my soul trampled on by women," which I'm sure means your breakup with Dita von Teese. I was sorry to see that end. My wife and her are Facebook friends. You should know that she's never posted a bad word about you on my wife's page.
Anyway, good luck with the release and tour. I hope you meet a nice girl on the road.
Your fan,
Shawn


Shawn, you also became a fan because of Sweet Dreams (are made of This)?
Well, by golly, me too!