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Jonas Brothers: Can They Escape the Musical Sibling Curse?

Posted Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:00am PDT by Gil Kaufman in GetBack


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Unless you've been hiding under a rock, don't know any tweenagers, or are allergic to the sound of high-pitched teenage girl squealing, you're well aware that the Jonas Brothers just dropped their third album, A Little Bit Longer. The squeaky clean trio from Wyckoff, New Jersey — Kevin, Joe, and Nick — are home-schooled Evangelical Christian sons of a pastor who have all pledged to abstain from premarital sex, as symbolized by their purity rings.

 
Oh, and they also don't drink, do drugs, or smoke. Combine that with their smash albums, videos, upcoming Disney Channel series, a planned 3D concert movie, and starring roles in Camp Rock, and the bushy eye-browed siblings are living the high life of a seemingly unstoppable brotherly force of pop power, without the high part, of course.

 
We, of course, wish them well, but if history is any indication, that bond can just as easily lead to bloody lips and bruised egos. And so, we offer the Jonas Brothers a few examples from other family acts of how things can go right, or, so, so wrong.

 
Bad Example: Kings Of Leon 
An incredible band also raised by a religious leader — their father used to be a United Pentecostal Church preacher — but no purity rings on the Followill brothers' fingers. Once they broke from the church, the profane won out over the sacred: alter egos that go by names like "Rooster," drugs, alcohol, disorderly conduct, and a groupie train that extends to the horizon.





 
Good Example: Nelson and Hanson
Sometimes, being wholesome and having great, lustrous hair can work, as it did (for a little while, anyway) for these sets of brothers, who both had big initial success and have continued to rock, without much tension, to much smaller audiences.








Bad Example: Oasis and The Black Crowes
The thing about having your younger brother in the band is that it always guarantees a kind of unspoken telepathy that you've had since childhood. It also ensures that every once in a while you're bound to beat the snot out of each other, maybe even onstage.





Stellar Example: The Osmonds
The diamond standard and, in JonasLand, probably the Beatles of wholesome pop. Just look at them, it's undeniable.

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571 Comments

101. yam yam -
We might not hate them so much if they actually played the instruments and could actually sing without using lipsynch / Pro tools and every other cheat in the book !! Come back Milli Vanilli , you weren't cheats or fakes ....just way ahead of your time !!

102. ely -
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the JONAS BROTHERS :]
THEY ROCK NOW & FOREVER!!

103. Yahoo! Music User -
The jonas brothers
-hot
-cool
-great
-AWESOME
-talented
-skilled
-passionate
-handsome
-certified cuties

:))

104. Yahoo! Music User -
i love jonas brothers but i hate hannah montanna dating nick jonas that is not at all
great because she sent him photos of her in a towel !!!!!!!!!!!

105. Athalia -
I don't really enjoy their music but I guess they're OK... O yeah and it's true that they don't do rock... it's bubblegum pop...exactly why I don't like them.

106. Kristyn -
kutie w bootie? Didn't do well in English class I'm guessing. Can you not think of no other words in the language than the 4 letter ones? Maybe those people are trying to say that it is just a little stupid to be talking about how the jb aren't talented and won't be around forever, blah, blah, blah. But, what I'm wondering is this: How many of us on this blog has become famous before the ripe old age of 20. I don't care if they do or don't compare to the Beatles. They deserve some respect and some recognition.

107. Artorius -
OMG!!! The Beatles!!! BLASPHEMY!!!!! They are NOTHING compared to the Beatles. DON'T YOU EVER COMPARE THEM TO THE BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!! They will never reach the level that the Beatles got to. They are soooo out of the Beatles league. The Jonas Brothers are a fad. There are so many better bands out there. They are not rock. If they were rock they would get owned by every other rock artist out there. Do you hear the Jonas Brothers on 106.7?

108. Yahoo! Music User -
Im pretty sure that in a year and a half ppl will say "Jonas Who?". And whats w/ ppl saying "dont hate on em",well, im "hatin"

109. Anne Nicole -
aAaRrRrGgGgHHhHh....

110. lily -
who ever thinks they suck is a hater who needs to shut their mouths

111. Yahoo! Music User -
I think they have okay music(compared to somethings on the radio) but still not amazing. They can now live happily off their millions for the rest of their lives. There are so many other bands out there with 100x the talent and yet, nobody knows them because they aren't hot. People really shouldn't choose music based on looks.

112. TessaG -
I think it's stupid when people throw tantrums about how much they hate the Jonas Brothers, because you don't know them, so you don't have a right to judge them. But at the same time, their fans who throw tantrums when people don't like them, need to learn to respect other people's opinions and that they're a boy band, which means you will grow out of them by the time you're in your twenties, and they will most definately not last more than a few years. Their lovey pop music will get old once everyone realizes their songs are all the same.

I personally, don't like their music, but respect them as some-what positive role models (there is still a ton of drama surrounding them and other Disney Channel stars). It's their fans that I can't stand. Especially when it turns to "OMG im gonna marry u!"

113. Ben -
honestly, I think the Jonas Brothers' music is NOT going to grow with their fans, in fact, i'm sure its not. A music group is remembered for their music, not their looks or the fact that they were on disney channel.
its a shame that this music is what our generation is getting used to

114. Katherine -
I really hope that they fall through on the purity rings and don't end up as a sex image. That is one of the main things I love about them.

115. Athalia -
To babyace84:

WTH (what the horse-feather) Is your problem?! So what if some people don't like them! People have their own minds and tastes and don't have to be slaves to bad music!

116. jane -
hi!!!

117. Yahoo! Music User -
hey babyace84 i agree very much i hate miley
cyrus

118. Athalia -
I hate Miley Cyrus to... I'm so tired of all my friends raving about and singing her songs...

119. Kristyn -
I didn't compare them to the Beatles. But everybody else seems to want to do that. I'm saying that there is no way that could be even a fair comparison. They're just kids!

120. Molly -
they're good and i don't think they'd lose the brotherly bond. if they do break up they might go on there own but who knows?
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