Wyclef To Get Hip Hop Steroids Scandal Story Dismissed
After years of being out of shape, Timbaland gets a trainer, buffs up like 50 Cent and finally builds up the confidence to take his shirt off in one of his videos.
It's too bad that New York's Albany Times Union newspaper ruined Timbaland's set up days earlier when it reported that the superstar producer, 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry and Wyclef were among celebrities allegedly using steroids.
Fortunately for Timbaland, the report has a major loophole named Wyclef.
Wyclef don't take this the wrong way. I love the Fugees, your Destiny's Child "No, No, No" remix, The Carnival and both of your new songs with T.I. But I think you would agree that you are not quite as physically fit as Fiddy, Mary and Timbo.
When I heard about the scandal I felt bad.
When I heard Fiddy's name I thought: "Man, Fat Joe has accused 50 of taking steroids. Was he right?"
When I heard Mary's name I sighed: "Dang. I just interviewed her in New York last month and she said her new slim look was a result of drinking lots of water and working out like a maniac. She didn't say anything about steroids?"
When I heard Tim's name I got nervous: "Really. Is that how he turned that keg of a stomach into a six pack?"
But when I heard Wyclef's name, I felt relieved.
I knew that this investigation had to be a hoax.
Though Wyclef has always freely taken off his shirts in music videos and live performances, I haven't noticed any endorsement deals with Bally Total Fitness and Vitamin Water.
There's no way he taking steroids.
And if so, Dr. Gary Brandwein must have prescribed him a placebo.
Please, let's give Timbaland his moment to shine.
what is wrong with you people? is their body they do whatever they want. if they want inject drugs on their veins, tattoo their penis, pierce their vagina, let them do it, they are adults and free, don't make them wear a scarf just cause your god says that they should. FREEDOM. as long as it doesn't cause harm to bystanders, let them do what they think is best for them. choose what you want for you and don't impose it to the others.
I would immediately become their disciple
One should use caution when overlaying their personal morals on the lives of others.
The morals that are being employed are just that: THIERS
and noone else,to my knowledge, is required to to adhere to said moral
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LET THEM SHINE
But seriously... This was the same argument used by stupid baseball analysts when the Mitchell (steroid) report came out. "What do you mean Chuck Knoblauch used steroids? He's not a big guy!"
Steroids aren't used for the same reasons by everyone, and they certainly don't have the same effect on everyone's body. Analyzing steroid use based on a person's body type is foolish, and Yahoo should be ashamed to post this horribly misguided advice anywhere on its site.
This article actually made me dumber. I lost an IQ point! Thanks a lot, Billy, now I have to listen to PBS for an hour to get it back. Look what you've done!
Why is this even in the news??