Wyclef To Get Hip Hop Steroids Scandal Story Dismissed
After years of being out of shape, Timbaland gets a trainer, buffs up like 50 Cent and finally builds up the confidence to take his shirt off in one of his videos.
It's too bad that New York's Albany Times Union newspaper ruined Timbaland's set up days earlier when it reported that the superstar producer, 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry and Wyclef were among celebrities allegedly using steroids.
Fortunately for Timbaland, the report has a major loophole named Wyclef.
Wyclef don't take this the wrong way. I love the Fugees, your Destiny's Child "No, No, No" remix, The Carnival and both of your new songs with T.I. But I think you would agree that you are not quite as physically fit as Fiddy, Mary and Timbo.
When I heard about the scandal I felt bad.
When I heard Fiddy's name I thought: "Man, Fat Joe has accused 50 of taking steroids. Was he right?"
When I heard Mary's name I sighed: "Dang. I just interviewed her in New York last month and she said her new slim look was a result of drinking lots of water and working out like a maniac. She didn't say anything about steroids?"
When I heard Tim's name I got nervous: "Really. Is that how he turned that keg of a stomach into a six pack?"
But when I heard Wyclef's name, I felt relieved.
I knew that this investigation had to be a hoax.
Though Wyclef has always freely taken off his shirts in music videos and live performances, I haven't noticed any endorsement deals with Bally Total Fitness and Vitamin Water.
There's no way he taking steroids.
And if so, Dr. Gary Brandwein must have prescribed him a placebo.
Please, let's give Timbaland his moment to shine.


baseball and roids gol together...mark mcgwire (spelling?) just ot name one white guy.....
Clearly; All the black people are doing it!
For as long as time.. Drugs have played a part in our entertainment society somehow.
My father was a producer and You would be surprised to find who either smoked or used back then in. Most have passed not due to drugs just age or illness but It is just something that was known in the business sometimes.I am not saying it is Exceptable, as I personally dont use and never have but this isnt Big News to me!
Why is everyone so shocked? Geese!
im from europe and u should be more aware what happands around you and not always point at ur brother-man nuff said
For the ignorant white person that wrote BLACKIE. Your the ignorant one, because no one attacked whites or in general. It's funny you say, it shows that he was uneducated. But you demostrate the ability to read and not comprehend. So who is the uneducated one.