Wyclef To Get Hip Hop Steroids Scandal Story Dismissed
After years of being out of shape, Timbaland gets a trainer, buffs up like 50 Cent and finally builds up the confidence to take his shirt off in one of his videos.
It's too bad that New York's Albany Times Union newspaper ruined Timbaland's set up days earlier when it reported that the superstar producer, 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry and Wyclef were among celebrities allegedly using steroids.
Fortunately for Timbaland, the report has a major loophole named Wyclef.
Wyclef don't take this the wrong way. I love the Fugees, your Destiny's Child "No, No, No" remix, The Carnival and both of your new songs with T.I. But I think you would agree that you are not quite as physically fit as Fiddy, Mary and Timbo.
When I heard about the scandal I felt bad.
When I heard Fiddy's name I thought: "Man, Fat Joe has accused 50 of taking steroids. Was he right?"
When I heard Mary's name I sighed: "Dang. I just interviewed her in New York last month and she said her new slim look was a result of drinking lots of water and working out like a maniac. She didn't say anything about steroids?"
When I heard Tim's name I got nervous: "Really. Is that how he turned that keg of a stomach into a six pack?"
But when I heard Wyclef's name, I felt relieved.
I knew that this investigation had to be a hoax.
Though Wyclef has always freely taken off his shirts in music videos and live performances, I haven't noticed any endorsement deals with Bally Total Fitness and Vitamin Water.
There's no way he taking steroids.
And if so, Dr. Gary Brandwein must have prescribed him a placebo.
Please, let's give Timbaland his moment to shine.


Who was it that was saying no white people have been accused of using steroids? Are caucasians the only other race that should be in the public eye? White people don't get accused of steroid use? Really? I guess Roger Clemens is as black as the night, then? Mark McGwire, too. If you're able to see the world in more than black and white, you'd realize that EVERYONE in sports, regardless of race or gender, is under the looking glass right now. Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, Floyd Landis. Come on, now, try opening a newspaper or doing a quick search on Y!News before you go pulling the race card.
most of them are coccaine addicts!
most of them are alcoholics!
most of them are into some kind of substance abuse!
most of them have very low morals!
most of them are 99.9% self destructive!
but do we care? hell NO! as long as they are giving us the music!
showbusiness and the music industry is a really pathetic place to be in, and only very few maintain sanity until they fade out. ITS A FACT!
Unless we truly care for them and want them to change for the better and help them out of the miry pit they are in, then lets all save this rhetoric and mud slinging.
It is only the whistle blower who gets the attention.
http://www.revver.com/video/622836/debonair-productions-unsigned-musicians-and-original-music/
For everyone saying whats the big deal, its just steroids they can do them if they want, the point is there taking an unnatural advantage over others. It could be argued so is plastic surgery and whatever else one can do to imrpove self image but the point is steroids for the most part are illegal. Theres a reason you need a doctor to prescribe them, mainly because if your taking them just to be more built and you dont have a medical reason for it, it can screw with your body. If taking the chances of dying from a heart attack or stoke is worth it to sell a few more cds, whatever, but it still sends a bad message to anyone.
and on a side note theres nothing racial about it, look at most of the famous baseball players named....it just so happens this is a story naming R&B singers and rappers, and the majority of them are black. If there was a steroid scandal in country music Im guessing most of the people named would be white. It also works out that in this genre of music being buff means being markatable, you dont really see a big need for a jacked lead singer in an emo band do you. Im sure if people wanted to dig this deeper theres plenty of metal bands that have members juicing for image as well.