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Beyonce, Janet, & Ciara, Can I Show You Something?

Posted Thu Sep 3, 2009 5:37pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in Hip-Hop Media Training

Beyonce, Janet, and Ciara, have you seen Madonna's new video "Celebration?"

Ah-hem. She is older than all of you. She just turned 51 a couple weeks ago. But you wouldn't know it by watching her new video.

All the blogs are talking about her kissing her young shirtless boyfriend, Jesus Luz. Come on folks. Madonna kissing a guy in a video is not news. Did you see the Video Music Awards a couple years ago when she kissed both Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on stage?

However, I can't condemn my peers for noting the clip's cameo from Madonna's daughter Lourdes. The 12-year-old cutie makes her way to the center of the dance circle, and busts some funky, hip-hop moves that include a backbend that morphs into a flip. I guess the mini contortionist has been joining Mom's yoga sessions.

What has my attention in this video is Madonna's Redbull energy. She is getting down. I'm talking "Soul Train"-back-in-the-'70s-and-'80s style.

I bet this video was not choreographed. I think someone on the set just hit the play button and let the CD spin. Madonna just got busy.

Janet, I never would have thought that Madonna could take you in a dance off, but she's getting you right now. Please come back. It's not too late. But it's been three albums. You've got to go all or nothing moving forward.

Beyonce, "Single Ladies," was huge, no doubt. A million people mimicked it. But it still looked like an aerobics video to me.

Ciara, actually, you're holding down the dance front. So I really can't say anything about you. But just keep on pushing 'cause if Madonna can move like this, you are going to need to do back flips and jump off of buildings to impress me. She is twice your age.

You guys will thank me later.

The only one giving Madonna competition on the dancefloor is Shakira. I can't even go into details right now. But if have not seen her video for "She Wolf" where she dances in a steel cage, you need to check out this post from my fellow Y! Music blogger, Chris Willman. He breaks it down.

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2040 Comments

1. Vivian -
you must be crazy or blind madonna is not doing iny thing but holding on the wall acting like an old freak

2. rock lobster -
i'll take that "old freak" over any of those other ladies any day.

3. Yahoo! Music User -
eww shes so old and ugly and as she has always been...untalented

4. Yahoo! Music User -
What the heck is she doing?! She's just girating! I can do this s**t! Props to her on the boyfriend though, hot stuff! If only I had the same ammount of money she has...

5. drdetroit6192002@yahoo.com -
The song is good & all, she done just rub - her body, up & down!?!!! But, what's, what the"Clock-Work-Orange" Dancers?!?

6. jackie -
uhh... i really like her boyfriend...how i wish i could taste a boyfriend like hers...Madonna's my one in a million favorite pop icon..although the video doesn't seems new to me...but her boyfriend thrills me up...yumm.

7. E -
you must be totally blind...Granny needs to hang it up, it's not very entertaining seeing, saggy flesh flappin' around! SAME OLD FUNKY CHICKEN DANCE MOVES.. NOTHIN NEW! in fact she can barely move around anymore for gosh sakes!. and those poor young guys who just want a piece of fame. EEEEEEWWWW!

8. Yahoo! Music User -
Truely speaking............... Il never get to understand how she made it in this kind of industry! Granny's got not talent what so ever!!!But i must admit she very good when it come to showing off her flesh

9. Yahoo! Music User -
Oh no she didnt!!!

10. Zro415 -
Dancing? She was not dancing! She was just moving around like she was in heat! Shakira, Beyonce and Ciara would not even break a sweat doing those easy so-called dance steps from her "American Life" era.

11. anjenette h -
she very pretty :P love her song ..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

12. anjenette h -
she very good dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. J -
madonna dear,

looks like you need to re-invent yourself, yet again.

14. JOEY8 -
Seriously...Madonna is the Queen of Pop and she proves it right here. At 51 she makes these young girls out there look truly stupid. Hats off to you Madge...the haters are coming for you again...you know what to do....CELEBRATION!!!!

15. idolhands1977 -
LOL you all are crazy, Madonna has been a legend since Michael Jackson and everyone talked s**t about him till he died, then he was everyones best friend.
For a woman who is 51 yrs old, she has some moves. Madonna may not please everyone but shes not trying to mimic or copy anyone either. Shes an origianal with her own style, her own attitude and as everyone can see, her own very hot boyfriend.
People need to stop hatin! I wouldn't agree nor condone some of her actions, but their hers and if you were famouse people would hate on you too, Madonna is well-known for her music world-wide and I guarentee you that she has more fans than haters.

16. Yahoo! Music User -
You nay sayers need to get a clue! Madonna still has it! Let's see you do any of those moves in 4 in. heels when you turn 51!!!

17. monica -
she didn't dance she just hump around, love madonna but not impressed with this particular song or video

18. monica -
she didn't dance she just hump around, love madonna but not impressed with this particular song or video

19. jonathan -
im no fan of madonna in phil..shes so talented,,,and no one can be madonna again,,shes the Queen,the real QUEEN....

20. Okiria -
i love that chick
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