Huckabee, The Gays, Predictions, And A Song
I just saw a clip of Mike Huckabee on Face the Nation yesterday morning. I like his demeanor- his easygoing manner. He seems like such a nice guy.
And, he has a sense of humor-as opposed to Giuliani whose only funny moment in the campaign, so far, was wearing the red vest in his Christmas ad. It was not intentionally funny, I think. Huckabee also seems more of a populist than your average creepy greedy tax cutter. And, Huckabee did have a more humane stance on children of illegals (well, compared to the other Republican hopefuls). Although in the last few days he has flip-flopped and has become more hard line, tying the Bhutto assassination to illegal immigration.
Okay, so he doesn't have foreign policy savvy, but he can hire someone who does…like Bush did (yikes!).
So what's my problem with Huckabee?
Well, I am not usually a one-issue kind of person, but I do have one test:
How one feels about… the gays.
I think it says a lot, no? And, my stance has some leeway. For example, if I have to, I'll accept Edward's statements about not being ready for gay marriage. But he is against a constitutional amendment, as well as against job discrimination and "don't ask, don't tell". And, he is fine with civil unions.
Huckabee has gone far and beyond the usual "marriage is just between a man and a woman". Here is a good quote from 1998 that Russert brought up:
"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations—from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia.”
I love how he compares, say, boring lesbian couples that have been together for years, to going all the way with a dead person. Here's another one from back in the 1980s where he believed we should quarantine Aids patients:
"If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague..."
And another:
"I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it can pose a dangerous public health risk."
Okay, so these are his religious convictions, and some say I need to be more tolerant. But, is that like being tolerant of Mel Gibson's dad's church where they believe that the Jews are still responsible for killing Christ?
And, I so wanted to like this man from Hope Arkansas…like the other ex-governor from Hope.
So, do any of you have any predictions for Iowa? I have no clue like everyone else, but I'll just take a stab: Edwards and Romney? No, I just can't commit.
Oh, here is a very short old song of mine on the evils of the gay agenda:
"under the disco ball "


That being said, he could very well still feel and think the same. I have no idea. But, I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, and as was said in the blog, not judge him on one topic.
Sorry, I'm not buying that. In my world, if he's a Republican he's a Republican for life. I say lets round them all up (these Repubilcants) and put them on the same desert island he wanted to put all of the AIDS patients, both heterosexual and homosexual.
Jill, I don't know if this is provocative enough, but I finally did think of a couple good slogans for the site as we discussed at the LC show that night; one of them being, "Over 1 Million Provocations Served Daily......"
Happy New Year, and hope to see you soon!
Tommy "I Kissed A Golf Ball" Naccarato :)
My real take on Huckabee is that while he is talking a great game, it's just that--a game. I dont HEART Huckabee. although Obama is still looking better and better; given what I saw in Sicko about Hillary Clinton.
However I do think an Afro-American or Woman President would be a great thing. I think it's time has come. It's well-overdue. Meanwhile 18 more got killed yesterday in Iraq.
obama 32, hillary 25, edwards 24
Mike am I ranting? Hmmm, I guess a little.
Happy New Year
xo, jill
Who are the people that read this blog? Are they Yahoo readers, or people that have known of me before?
I didn't really become a tad too obsessed until I heard the live a Joe's Pub concert uploaded at your web site and read your journal; how hyper-intelligent -- what a dry acid wit. Your my hero -- my heroine -- and I mean that in the Lou Reed sense.
And how are your experiments in home cooking going?
Once upon a time, I went to see a Warren Zevon show in North Carolina and got to hear you. That was 2000 and I have been a fan happily ever after. I have followed your career and purchased your music since then. I came here from your website link. I like the blog and think you are doing a great job. Of course, you risk the real you failing to live up to my fantasy projection, but then again I may fail to live up to yours. I would love to hear more personal stories from you - within respectable limits of course. I mean you were certainly the "it" girl for Kissed a Girl and have had to deal with the fickle finger of fame. I admire your ability to persevere and grow. I think you are still finding your voice here. I would say that your ability to be honest and vulnerable is paradoxically one of your greatest strengths as an artist. So, was Margaret a real girl and did she really end up in that video? How about updating your Kathy Lee song with Martha as new three-way memeber of your torrid love affair - now that would sell. Give her a secret love affair with Donal Trump and have her cheating on him with Rosie on the side. See it practically writes itself:).
For those that don't know it, I have a song about my alleged lesbian affair with Kathy Lee Gifford. I lived with her above her sweatshop, while Frank paid no attention.
I have since had an affair with a certain current Secretary of State. I shall not go further in revealing the name.
Now, I am seeing (have only gone to second base with) a certain older woman who is currently in Iowa.
I am still trying to figure out this blog. It is on a music site and I am supposed to deal with more political issues. As you can see we are straying...cooking recipes. Maybe, it was a bad idea, this politics and music mix. I am not sure who these Yahoo users are. In truth, I have tried to avoid the personal (although not all that well) as I want it not to be about...me. But, maybe I have to play to my strengths. Which I guess is spinning a yarn, singing, and...lying about my affairs with famous celebrities.
Kathie Lee
by Jill Sobule
Kathie Lee's in love with me;
that's why she left the show.
Kathie Lee, she sleeps with me;
no one's supposed to know...
We'll be on Martha Stewart soon;
I don't mean the show.
Martha's cooking with Donald Trump,
In bed, sharin' a cuppa Joe.
He opens the Post -- Martha and Rosie
Doin', well, you know.
Coffee spilt, words tossed;
Gentlemen, don't call your lady a ho.
I'd love to know if Kathie Lee has ever heard the original version of the song.
Jill, got a prediction now?
Burt
San Francisco Chronicle article:
http://tinyurl.com/6zpo4
"Daily Show" segment:
http://tinyurl.com/34atfx