The Ten Most Universally Loved Performers
10) AC/DC: Probably the most arguable on the list, AC/DC excite their audiences with their whiplash power chords and the banshee-howls ignite concertgoers to a frenzy. A great baseball pitcher like Trevor Hoffman has used "Hells Bells" to announce his entry into the game and the group's tough hard rock sound has been assimilated into the culture in ways few would have expected several decades ago when they started. Sure, they're not everyone's cup of preferred tea, but they don't enrage anyone either. If anything, even people who don't like their music seem to get a kick out of watching Angus Young in his schoolboy uniform headbang and moonwalk across the stage. That's entertainment!
9) Led Zeppelin: Since the band played so many
different types of music, there's a little something for everyone. And while
many people may be tired of them thanks to the excessive radio exposure, the band
triumphs with their pure musical skills. Robert Plant may sing a little "high"
for some people's tastes, but aside from dogs who are sensitive to such
pitches, it doesn't seem to be enough to make people clear the room.
8) Neil Young: Oh, plenty of people don't care for this old croaker. They think his voice is whiny and maybe he plays too loud, but after five decades of public service, people have gotten used to having ol' Neil around and nearly everyone admires the man's energy and dedication to rocking the free world at the going free-market rates.
7) Stevie Wonder: Stevie's talents are undeniable. He
comes across as humble and good-natured and you'd have to be a real Scrooge to
find fault with the way the man expresses what's in his heart. Does the fact
that he's blind elicit a sympathy vote? Perhaps. You can never rule out a
certain amount of human empathy. But if his music sounded like he was skinning
a cat, people wouldn't care what the man's situation was. They would beg for
him to stop. But his music isn't like that yet. (You never know, maybe he'll
team up with Trent Reznor next.)
6) Aretha Franklin: Her new hat has won people over for good. But her incredible vocal pipes aside, there has always been a vulnerability to Aretha that has enraptured people and swung them over to her side. She has something that goes beyond the usual charisma of a popular performer. There's a realness there that no amount of studio trickery can hide or replicate. Would the music business have the patience to bring along a talent like hers today? Is there a music business to do such a thing?
5) The Rolling Stones: Oh sure, everyone makes the
Geritol or the Viagra jokes and Allen Klein knows they haven't made a decent
album in years, but their classics, the albums and singles that made their
reputation are pretty much universal anthems now. And more bands have copied
the Keith Richards sound if not the Keith Richards lifestyle to suggest that he
should do like Oprah, Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray and come out with his own
magazine and his own line of kitchen supplies. Mick can do make-up.
4) Jimi Hendrix: No matter how poorly his estate has been handled, no matter how many bizarre reissues mutate the man's initial essence, there doesn't seem to be anyone dumb enough to suggest that Hendrix didn't have talent and couldn't play the electric guitar. Sure, some of the fashions look a tad overdone and odd these days and some of the stoned raps from the stage make for a good warning that posterity is not for acidheads, but the actual music silences its potential detractors.
3) Elvis Presley: Now, not everyone loves Elvis, but
even those who don't still deal with him better than, say, Neil Diamond, Barbra
Streisand, Cher and any number of show
business veterans. Even all those horrible movies he was in can't generate any
true negativity. Pity? Perhaps. Sorrow at the wasted talent? Sure. But Chuck D
aside, I haven't heard too many people get down on the man.
2) The Ramones: This really amazes me. Because there was a time when the Ramones were strongly disliked if not outright hated by certain factions of the rock community. But these days kids and their parents and their grandparents and even their great-grandparents all do a "Gabba Gabba Hey!" with a feeling of pride and accomplishment. How can you hate a band that enjoyed being a cartoon? You gonna tell me Fred Flinstone wasn't cool?
1) The Beatles: You might be tired of some of their
songs. You might not like some of those tunes. "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" doesn't
exactly inspire me to be a better person, but the band recorded so much
different music that like an All-You-Can-Eat Chinese-American-Italian Buffet
there really is something for everyone. People even have their favorite member.
And for some it's even Ringo. And he was the drummer and drummers can tell you
how little respect they get. Most of them get stuck carrying their own drums!


1) Diana Ross & The Supremes
2) The Beach Boys
3) Simon & Garfunkel
4) The Monkees
5) Van Halen
6) Bob Marley & The Wailers
7) Ray Charles
8) Alice Cooper
9) Duran Duran
10) Ricky Nelson
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Yah DUDE, but have you seen all those conspiracy theories involving Satan and Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, the Beatles, ad nausuem. Just look up Jeff Godwin. You'll see what I mean (if you don't get sick at all that crap, or ask Tipper Gore).
It always makes me smile that someone with the last name Gore is trying to ban violent material
1)The Beastie Boys
2)The Beatles
3)Aerosmith
4)Bryan Adams
5)Alice Cooper
6)Lynyrd Skynrd
7)Jimi Hendrix
8)Lenny Kravitz
9)Bruce Springsteen
10)and Last but not least Metallica
AC/DC? Boy Rob, the PMRC would beg to differ.
Heck, I know many footwashers who hate these bands. It seems universal excludes conservative christians.
But then again, they probably still think dishwashers come from hell."
Dude, I LOVED this post...and I'm a conservative Christian who doesn't own a dishwasher! :)
To be honest, I like everyone on this list (yes, including AC/DC and Zep)...except Elvis! I really don't like his voice at all. Go figure.
And to dear ol' Ritchie Blackmore up on comment number one, if dishwashers came from hell, we'd be stuck on this ball of rock washing till said locale freezes over. No offense taken, though. Just clarifying a mistake.
Jeff Godwin happens to hate these bands, by the way.