What's The Most Totally '80s Song Ever?
Open up a newspaper and you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd been sucked into a wormhole and spat out in 1984. In the indie realm, too, the zeitgeist is looking as luridly 1980s as a stockbroker guzzling Taboo in a Sinclair C5 (insert wildly inaccurate '80s stereotype here).
On the one hand there's La Roux reviving the ice-queen electro-pop of Eurythmics (whose singer Annie Lennox is also on the comeback trail). On the other we've got White Lies and Red Light Company cut-and-pasting the billowing raincoat-rock of Echo & The Bunnymen and Simple Minds.
All of which inspired an office discussion this morning: What is the most quintessentially '80s song ever? This, of course, begs the further question: What do you mean by "'80s"? Synth-pop? Hair metal? Post-punk? New wave? College rock? All these genres "defined" the decade, depending on who you talk to.
It's a huge subject, but here are a few tracks that have been suggested so far. Tell us your own suggestions below.
Simple Minds - "Alive And Kicking" (1985)
Not so much for the song--although the expansive synths, blustery dynamics, and Jim Kerr's declamatory holler are all traits that characterised rock music in this decade more than any other--but more the video, which features so many of the tropes we've come to think of as definitively '80s.
Namely: arms-wide posturing, lantern-jawed staring into the middle distance, an inexplicable mountaintop setting...
Journey - "Don't Stop Believin'" (1981)
Essentially a roll-call of '80s lyrical clichés--the small town girl, the smoky bar, the cheap perfume. From here, the notion of all-American desperadoes livin' on a prayer became a cornerstone of 80s poodle-rock.
In all seriousness, though: Steve Perry, what a voice.
Donna Summer – "This Time I Know It's For Real" (1989)
Because the '80s was actually mainly about naff, gaudy, commercial pop--we just choose to remember the more epic bits. In reality, British music in the '80s was dominated by Stock Aitken Waterman, whose assembly-line production style is so horribly of-its-time it even renders the voice of Donna Summer, otherwise capable of such brilliance, almost unlistenably cheesy. It's telling that you never hear SAW hits on the radio these days: Nothing in pop history has dated less well.
Pet Shop Boys - "It's A Sin" (1987)
Quintessentially '80s in a good way, this one. Yes, it's titanically overblown--all thunder bolts, synthesized choir, and po-faced religious references--but it's also vast and dramatic and ambitious in a way that few artists would attempt in today's cynical, intensely ironized, post-everything climate.


What I like about you---Romanntics
Cars---Gary Numan
Down Under----Men @ Work
Addicted to Love---Robert Palmer
I ran----Flock of Seagulls
Born in USA----The Boss
Time---- Culture Club
Rio, The Reflex----Duran Duran
1999, LRC, Lets Go Crazy, U Got the Look-------Prince
Billie Jean, Beat It------MJ
Welcome to the Jungle-----GNR
Photograph, Foolin-----Def Leppard
Kick, What you Need, The One Thing----INXS
Its Tricky, Christmas in Hollis----Run/DMC
Red Red Wine is by UB40
I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany
I Melt With You - Modern English
I've Got a Crush on You - The Jets
Head to Toe - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
The Warrior - Scandal