What's The Most Totally '80s Song Ever?
Open up a newspaper and you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd been sucked into a wormhole and spat out in 1984. In the indie realm, too, the zeitgeist is looking as luridly 1980s as a stockbroker guzzling Taboo in a Sinclair C5 (insert wildly inaccurate '80s stereotype here).
On the one hand there's La Roux reviving the ice-queen electro-pop of Eurythmics (whose singer Annie Lennox is also on the comeback trail). On the other we've got White Lies and Red Light Company cut-and-pasting the billowing raincoat-rock of Echo & The Bunnymen and Simple Minds.
All of which inspired an office discussion this morning: What is the most quintessentially '80s song ever? This, of course, begs the further question: What do you mean by "'80s"? Synth-pop? Hair metal? Post-punk? New wave? College rock? All these genres "defined" the decade, depending on who you talk to.
It's a huge subject, but here are a few tracks that have been suggested so far. Tell us your own suggestions below.
Simple Minds - "Alive And Kicking" (1985)
Not so much for the song--although the expansive synths, blustery dynamics, and Jim Kerr's declamatory holler are all traits that characterised rock music in this decade more than any other--but more the video, which features so many of the tropes we've come to think of as definitively '80s.
Namely: arms-wide posturing, lantern-jawed staring into the middle distance, an inexplicable mountaintop setting...
Journey - "Don't Stop Believin'" (1981)
Essentially a roll-call of '80s lyrical clichés--the small town girl, the smoky bar, the cheap perfume. From here, the notion of all-American desperadoes livin' on a prayer became a cornerstone of 80s poodle-rock.
In all seriousness, though: Steve Perry, what a voice.
Donna Summer – "This Time I Know It's For Real" (1989)
Because the '80s was actually mainly about naff, gaudy, commercial pop--we just choose to remember the more epic bits. In reality, British music in the '80s was dominated by Stock Aitken Waterman, whose assembly-line production style is so horribly of-its-time it even renders the voice of Donna Summer, otherwise capable of such brilliance, almost unlistenably cheesy. It's telling that you never hear SAW hits on the radio these days: Nothing in pop history has dated less well.
Pet Shop Boys - "It's A Sin" (1987)
Quintessentially '80s in a good way, this one. Yes, it's titanically overblown--all thunder bolts, synthesized choir, and po-faced religious references--but it's also vast and dramatic and ambitious in a way that few artists would attempt in today's cynical, intensely ironized, post-everything climate.


In Your Eyes, Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
Don't Come Around Here No More, Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
In The Air Tonight, Take me Home - Phil Collins
Abacab, No Reply At All - Genesis
Back in Black, You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
Cum on Feel The Noise, Metal Health - Quiet Riot
Roseanna, Africa - Toto
Footloose, Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Every Breath You Take, Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police
Cuts Like A Knife, Run to You - Bryan Adams
Just Like Heaven, Love Song - The Cure
I Still Haven't Found What I'm looking For, Pride(In The Name Of Love) -U2
It's The End Of The World As We Know It, Stand - REM
Eat It, Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
Heartbeat - Don Johnson
She's Like The Wind - Patrick Swayze
Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy
They Don't Know - Tracy Ullman
Pat Benatar-Hell is for Chikldren
Bonnie Tyler--Total Eclipse of the Heart
Naked Eyes--Always Something There to Remind Me
Corey Hart--I Wear My Sunglasses at Night
Eddie Grant--Electric Avenue
Men Without Hats--Safety Dance
Men at Work--Land Down Under
Skid Row--I Remember You
Way too many more to list!!
Hand On Your Heart - Kylie Minogue
Venus - Bananarama
Borderline - Madonna
Heartache - Pepsi and Shirley
I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
Don't You Want Me - Human League
The Cover Girls, Stevie B., Lisa Lisa, Stacey Q., Sweet Sensation,Exposè,shannon, treniere, Johnny O.
Dire Straits Money for Nothing
Prince Purple Rain--any song off album
U2 Sunday Bloody Sunday
REM South Central
B52s Rock Lobster
Duran Duran Rio or Hungry like the wolf
Frrankie Goes to Hollywood....Relax...but really more of a video category...song losses something without the video!
BLONDIE
BLONDIE
They not only created the New Wave, but were huge ground breaking pioneers at Techno and Video. Not too mention they had #1 song of 1980 on Billboard with 'CALL ME". Introduced Reggae to the mass millions of pop/rock fans "The Tide is High" and was the first artist to have a #1 Rap Song With "Rapture', in fact there was only 1 song before that was rap and that barely made the top 40, btw Rapture had been recorded at the same time as that other Rap song, but Tide is high was released first.
RAPTURE
CALL ME
THE TIDE IS HIGH
ATOMIC