What's The Most Totally '80s Song Ever?
Open up a newspaper and you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd been sucked into a wormhole and spat out in 1984. In the indie realm, too, the zeitgeist is looking as luridly 1980s as a stockbroker guzzling Taboo in a Sinclair C5 (insert wildly inaccurate '80s stereotype here).
On the one hand there's La Roux reviving the ice-queen electro-pop of Eurythmics (whose singer Annie Lennox is also on the comeback trail). On the other we've got White Lies and Red Light Company cut-and-pasting the billowing raincoat-rock of Echo & The Bunnymen and Simple Minds.
All of which inspired an office discussion this morning: What is the most quintessentially '80s song ever? This, of course, begs the further question: What do you mean by "'80s"? Synth-pop? Hair metal? Post-punk? New wave? College rock? All these genres "defined" the decade, depending on who you talk to.
It's a huge subject, but here are a few tracks that have been suggested so far. Tell us your own suggestions below.
Simple Minds - "Alive And Kicking" (1985)
Not so much for the song--although the expansive synths, blustery dynamics, and Jim Kerr's declamatory holler are all traits that characterised rock music in this decade more than any other--but more the video, which features so many of the tropes we've come to think of as definitively '80s.
Namely: arms-wide posturing, lantern-jawed staring into the middle distance, an inexplicable mountaintop setting...
Journey - "Don't Stop Believin'" (1981)
Essentially a roll-call of '80s lyrical clichés--the small town girl, the smoky bar, the cheap perfume. From here, the notion of all-American desperadoes livin' on a prayer became a cornerstone of 80s poodle-rock.
In all seriousness, though: Steve Perry, what a voice.
Donna Summer – "This Time I Know It's For Real" (1989)
Because the '80s was actually mainly about naff, gaudy, commercial pop--we just choose to remember the more epic bits. In reality, British music in the '80s was dominated by Stock Aitken Waterman, whose assembly-line production style is so horribly of-its-time it even renders the voice of Donna Summer, otherwise capable of such brilliance, almost unlistenably cheesy. It's telling that you never hear SAW hits on the radio these days: Nothing in pop history has dated less well.
Pet Shop Boys - "It's A Sin" (1987)
Quintessentially '80s in a good way, this one. Yes, it's titanically overblown--all thunder bolts, synthesized choir, and po-faced religious references--but it's also vast and dramatic and ambitious in a way that few artists would attempt in today's cynical, intensely ironized, post-everything climate.


#5: Baby Pain by Interferon
#4: Heaven by Eurogliders
#3: Magnificent Seven by The Clash
#2: C'mon Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
#1: Hold me Now by The Thompson Twins.
But look at us now, tattered and torn...
or any hit from Poison, Cinderella, G-N-R, metallica, Ozzy, Bon Jovi, Warrent... you get the point.
I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett
I just Died (in your arms tonight) Cutting Crew
In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel
Friday I'm In Love by The Cure
Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
The Reflex - Duran Duran
Lucky Star - Madonna
Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Billy Jean - Michael Jackson
Don't Stop Believing - Journey
I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham
Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins
Conversation Turns - Information Society
I'll Stop The World - Modern English
Land Down Under - Men Without Hats
Whip It - Divo
867-5309 - Tommy Two Tone
Purple Rain - Prince
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cindy Lauper
Eat It - Weird Al Yankovich
Walk This Way - Aerosmith/Run-DMC
Love Is A Battlefield - Pat Benetar
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Alone - Heart
These Dreams - Heart
Somebody - Depeche mode
Gold - Spandau Ballet
Wild Boys - Duran Duran
Head Over Heels - Go-go's
Don't Stop Believin'/Faithfully - Journey
#5 Let's Dance - D. Bowie
#4 Who Can It be Now? - Men at Work
#3 In a Big Country - Big Country
#2 She Blinded Me With Science - T. Dolby
#1 We Got The Beat - The Go-Gos
For good or bad, these songs make me think of the things I was doing when I first heard them.
Round and round - Ratt
Flesh for Fantasy - Billy Idol
Missing you - John Waite
Flight of Icarus - Iron Maiden
Whiplash - Metallica
Don't talk to strangers - Dio
Show No Mercy - Wasp
Beat It - Michael Jackson
Rock you like a hurricane - Scorpions
Rock me Tonite - Billy Squire
Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio
Don't You Forget About Me -Simple Minds
Back on the Chain Gang - the Pretenders
I Ran - Flock of Seagulls
Walk Like an Egyptian -the Bangles
Under Pressure - Queen and David Bowie
True - Spandau Ballet
Sailing - Christopher Cross
Private Eyes - Hall and Oates
Rio - Duran Duran