Run For The Hills, AGAIN! Heidi Montag Has Made A New Video
Man, what did the poor people of Mexico, and of North America in general, do to deserve this horrific blackout plague?
No, I don't mean the Swine Flu. That's old news. I'm talking about something much more viral (pun intended) and seemingly more unstoppable: The Speidi Flu.
Scarily, the Speidi pandemic has elevated to new threat levels this week. Only days after Spencer Pratt debuted his first "hip-hop" single on Ryan Seacrest's morning show, his wife--now billing herself as Heidi Pratt--has released another music video, "Blackout." Apparently the viral video was lensed by Spencer (the very same Scorcese-esque directorial genius behind Heidi's infamous camcorder "Higher" vid) while they were recently honeymooning in Cabo San Lucas.
Yes, the newlyweds and Hills/I'm A Celebrity co-"stars" actually risked Swine Flu infection in order to carry on with their honeymoon last month as planned. And unfortunately, they didn't let the threat of contagious, piggish disease stop them from shooting Heidi's on-location "Blackout" video, either.
So Speidi safely returned from their Mexican dream vacation not transmitting any sort of pork germs, but transmitting a new video that will probably viewers on both sides of the border feeling sick to their stomachs.
"Blackout" is basically "Higher 2.0" with a slightly bigger budget--i.e., a wider-ranging wardrobe of Cabo Wabo bikinis (including what seems to be the same staple pink two-piece from "Higher") and a single penned by actual talented pro songsmith Cathy Dennis (who's written or co-written genuinely good pop hits for Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Minogue, Katy Perry, Carrie Underwood, and Britney Spears). But Cathy is clearly saving her best material for her A-list clients, and Heidi is clearly saving her money to expand her personal swimwear collection rather than hire a real video director or take vocal lessons (or lip-synch lessons, for that matter--her miming is really OFF here).
Pass the penicillin and click below to watch:
but then again...those titles could work on anyone these days...
It would almost be pathetic, but I guess that's American "journalism", these days.
I'll definitely get behind the "ear terrorist" thing; we can call them al-Speida.
I am not about to read through almost 400 comments, but I am glad that Kris won over Adam.....I was really rooting for Danny, but as you know he got eliminated because others did not like him as much as I.
When it comes to the
to finish what I was going to say...when it comes to the song "No Boundaries" I really do think Kris' rendition was the best.
No doubt, Adam does have talent, but I don't think the majority of people are ready to listen to someone who screams at the top of his voice when singing....Hard Rock Fans...you can have him.
but you know what?..who makes them famous?...ALL OF US WHO HATES THEM and THOSE PEOPLE WHO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THEM...
admit it...NO MATTER how much we dont want to see or to hear from them...or even read anything about them...WE CANT STOP ourselves from flipping through pages just to know what cray thing they are up to again and again...
maybe thats human nature...we just love to check on them from time to time just to get pissed off by whatever crazy thing they do...and give out comments (just like im doing now) about what we think and feel about them....
the sad part?...they are becoming whatever they wanted to be….FAMOUS...you can almost see them anywhere...on the net...on magazines...and now...they are making music and videos …which is by the way the most desperate act of the couple aside from of course going to mexico for their honeymoon at the height of swine flu virus (I just hope America never had them back)...
can I suggest something?....maybe we should stop digging something about spencer and heidi…A NEWS BLACKOUT would be great idea…to stop them from all this crap they are doing…so we wont be pissed off anymore…so THEY WOULD STOP…that would be the BEST MEDICINE…