Run For The Hills! Heidi Montag Has A New Song!

Posted Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!

Heidi Montag is back, that is. Apparently the Hills starlet took a break from sobbing over all the low-blow comments her "Higher" video received, picked herself up by her Manolo straps, and dared to record another song. A song ironically titled "No More."

Heidi is one brave girl.

While "No More" is unlikely to win any Grammys or wind up on any best-of critics' lists, I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better. Not that that's saying much, of course. But really, it's considerably more listenable. Guess the wonders of ProTools will never cease.

So fire up Heidi's new song below--and if you are so inclined, close your eyes and imagine her flailing on a beach in a pink bikini, if that makes the overall listening experience more bearable:

HEIDI MONTAG - "NO MORE"

Oh, and while you're at it, since Heidi and her beau Spencer Pratt are apparently masochists, they're actually encouraging listeners to call them and let them know what they really think of "No More." Seriously. You can ring Heidi at (310) 220-0244 or Spencer at (310) 220-0215 and let it rip.

Just be specific when you make your comments, people--because if you holler, "No more! No more!" into the phone line, Speidi might think you're just cheering for their new single with joy...

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1. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:17am PDT

Thank you LP. I've now officially lost count of how many blogs this has been for you in 4 days or less. Thank-you for all your hard work and dedication to your regular "little community" (and more). I hope you will pop in on us, "provisionly LIVE!" tonight on "Idol Elimination Night: Carry On, Wayward Amanda" when AI is underway. A lot of us are on the west coast, but some will be online during the eastern time slot broadcast. Fondly, one of your regular readers *wink*

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2. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:33am PDT

"Just be specific when you make your comments, people because if you just holler, "No more! No more!" into the phone line, Speidi might think you're just cheering for their new single with joy..." ~LP.

You always make me chuckle. Great column. Thank you LP.

3. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:38am PDT

Thanks for the link LP. I listened. She's no Leona Lewis, is she? But as you said, "I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better."

4. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:40am PDT

Lyndsey I am guessing you will get almost as many replies as you got for "The Hills Are Alive..." LOL. Great job LP!

5. Penelope Pann - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:09am PDT

I'm still not that impressed. I don't see how it's better than 'higher', although it's nice to listen to it without seeing t&a. You think she could find better writers out there...

6. Amy B - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:10am PDT

This new one just sounds like a break up song with Spencer...boring. She needs to leave it at The Hills and not take it any where else.

7. L T - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:10am PDT

Please, Heidi, NO MORE!
This is awful.
Not as bad as the first one, but AWFUL nonetheless.
Please stop subjecting the public to this crap.

8. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:11am PDT

oh heyyyyy, i dont really care about heidis song, i just wanna say... she definitly got her lips injected and not gona lie she looks kinda stupid !

9. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:11am PDT

I think the song would be good if it was someone who could sing.

10. vairmann1@sbcglobal.net - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:15am PDT

please stop....you cant sing and get rid of spencer.....

11. markc_berlin - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:15am PDT

These people make me sick.

12. Just me - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:16am PDT

nice bikini....yum

13. Joe - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:17am PDT

Actually, "No More" is quite an improvement over "Higher". I really liked it actually. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, Idk. But It wasn't too bad. Her vocals need to be strengthened some but I think she will do well! Kudos to you Heidi!

14. Payback - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:17am PDT

Heidi, you are not a singer. Synthesized cover up will not hide the fact that your were not blessed vocally. Why don't you concentrate on something you can do, instead of trying to get famous the Paris Hilton way by being famous by being a useless poseur, or attempting things you have no talent for very badly, and just making yourself the butt of jokes? Seriously, stop wasting your time and ours and try to find something you are actually good at. This song was just as bad as the first!

15. jayden_brit0429 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:17am PDT

HEIDI WILL DO FREAKIN ANYTHING TO GET ATTENTION...SHE IS NOTHING BUT A DRAMA QUEEN...PLEASE DONT PAY THIS ***** ANY ATTENTION

16. Anna - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:20am PDT

Heidi's crap songs sound like something my high school boyfriend could have produced in his home "studio". Are people actually buying this stuff??

17. disneymickey03 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:20am PDT

This song will never be on my Mp3 Player baddd
sound.

18. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:21am PDT

It's still not that great, is she going to tour? I hope not, I can't imagine that she'd be actually singing from listening to this track.

19. scoobi411 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:21am PDT

she's hot thats all she has going for her...its sad but true


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