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Run For The Hills! Heidi Montag Has A New Song!

Posted Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!

Heidi Montag is back, that is. Apparently the Hills starlet took a break from sobbing over all the low-blow comments her "Higher" video received, picked herself up by her Manolo straps, and dared to record another song. A song ironically titled "No More."

Heidi is one brave girl.

While "No More" is unlikely to win any Grammys or wind up on any best-of critics' lists, I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better. Not that that's saying much, of course. But really, it's considerably more listenable. Guess the wonders of ProTools will never cease.

So fire up Heidi's new song below--and if you are so inclined, close your eyes and imagine her flailing on a beach in a pink bikini, if that makes the overall listening experience more bearable:

HEIDI MONTAG - "NO MORE"

Oh, and while you're at it, since Heidi and her beau Spencer Pratt are apparently masochists, they're actually encouraging listeners to call them and let them know what they really think of "No More." Seriously. You can ring Heidi at (310) 220-0244 or Spencer at (310) 220-0215 and let it rip.

Just be specific when you make your comments, people--because if you holler, "No more! No more!" into the phone line, Speidi might think you're just cheering for their new single with joy...

242 Comments

61. Yahoo! Music User -
ITS A BEAUTIFUL SONG HEIDI!
DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU
OTHERWISE!.

62. MattC -
Horrible, but I am sure that it would sound even worse live without the sound effects. The only positive is that they at least were nice enough to cover up her horrible voice with a synthesizer.

63. mamarama -
Its slickly over-produced a la Britney or Madonna. Not very interesting, except as a cautionary exercise in what not to do.

64. Gsizzle -
That was pathetic. I can't belive I quit working to listen to that crap for all of 50 sec. Is she for real? Also, while I am putting her down I might as well make a comment about Spencer. Does anyone else think he looks like the joker?

65. elizard -
lmao...thats funny

66. Emily M -
the song is absolutely awful...i don't know who told her she could sing, but whoever it was needs to have their ears ripped from their head...i almost wish mine were so i didn't have to listen to that garbage anymore

67. Yahoo! Music User -
heidi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

68. Sessa -
heidi you need to stick with reality tv and leave the singing to real singers. how much attention do you want with your singing your much better at drama...

69. Yahoo! Music User -
Heidi as they say misery loves company...but you are young and dumb and don't know any better. leave the singing to the real professionals. Stick to living off of mommy and daddy or your money from the show...PLEASE NO MORE SINGING..NO MORE..NO MORE...NO MORE

70. Yahoo! Music User -
i remember seeing her perform at a club...it could have been a party for her...she couldn't even lip sync her own song...it's like she forgot the words...poor girl i'm embarassed for her

71. Danielle -
SHE CANNOT SING! i couldnt even finish listening to the son with her voice in the way.
she needs to stick at what she does best, DRAMA.

72. Megan -
It's all an electronic produced voice. I like the beat...that's about it.

73. Yahoo! Music User -
Heidi,

when will you learn. how much can you take. you must like crying and people talking crap about you. this is the image you portray. leave reality tv alone, you already had your time to shine...now step aside

74. Yahoo! Music User -
Heidi, Your voice is so dubbed, it sounds robotic and fake. However, it matches your personality, your relationship (Spencer) and your new face!!!!

75. Keith -
I love Heidi..she is the only one that holds that stupid Tv show together..the others have ZERO personalities! Total dullards and airheads!wow.
Although I think Spencer has a creepy smile like a serial killer his antics make the show worth watching too. They're all trying to be 'wiggers' though (especially Brody)which I can't figure out coming from spoiled rich kid upbringins and such. It's a strange regression.

76. April -
i don't like how the ending just drops. the song is a little too long. you have gotten a little better since the last song. just keep working at it girl and you'll get it. if this is your dream, chase it!! good luck to you and spencer!!!

77. SeanT -
Auto-Tune to the max, I would love to hear her voice with no effects, I am pretty sure it is pretty bad.

78. jessie3_04 -
As much of a failure as this girl is AFTER being on "The Hills", just imagine what she would be like if she hadn't been. Poor girl, I almost feel sorry for her. I do have to give her this, she never gives up... And yes, Gina, Spencer does look like a creeper.

79. nils -
Jesus Christ.....perfect title for this terrible song..how can you even comment on her abilities when her voice is so incredibly manipulated..whatever...nice boobs Heidi..congrats

80. destinee -
this girl needs 2 just give up. she cant sing at all
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