Run For The Hills! Heidi Montag Has A New Song!

Posted Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!

Heidi Montag is back, that is. Apparently the Hills starlet took a break from sobbing over all the low-blow comments her "Higher" video received, picked herself up by her Manolo straps, and dared to record another song. A song ironically titled "No More."

Heidi is one brave girl.

While "No More" is unlikely to win any Grammys or wind up on any best-of critics' lists, I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better. Not that that's saying much, of course. But really, it's considerably more listenable. Guess the wonders of ProTools will never cease.

So fire up Heidi's new song below--and if you are so inclined, close your eyes and imagine her flailing on a beach in a pink bikini, if that makes the overall listening experience more bearable:

HEIDI MONTAG - "NO MORE"

Oh, and while you're at it, since Heidi and her beau Spencer Pratt are apparently masochists, they're actually encouraging listeners to call them and let them know what they really think of "No More." Seriously. You can ring Heidi at (310) 220-0244 or Spencer at (310) 220-0215 and let it rip.

Just be specific when you make your comments, people--because if you holler, "No more! No more!" into the phone line, Speidi might think you're just cheering for their new single with joy...

242 Comments

101. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:29am PDT

Actually Spencer's sis is pretty HOT!!!! Heidi just join the family, get married and be a home maker...I think that fits you.. Let go of music and leave it for Jordin Sparks and those other little aspiring kids.. yo not anywhere near that....

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102. rafael - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:29am PDT

Were so over Heidi, Its all about HOtt Lauren... Woooo TEAM LAUREN LoL!!

103. rafael - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:30am PDT

Were So over Heidi, Its all about LAUREN!! Woooo Team LAUREN LoL...

Rafa;)

104. Meghan - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:30am PDT

by the way, you looked better before you had all the work done. Your were really pretty, pretty flawless as well. You ruined it, no offense. Most people do when they look to change something about them. You were intended to have the looks you do. But again with the singing. Some of us were put here to be on a show like the hills, sit and be pretty to entertain. Not try and come up with a talent that doesnt exist.

105. ^eurochic^ - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:30am PDT

"Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!" ..LOL

NO MORE! i'm not listening to it! and i won't, ever! i always remember how i had been fooled by myself to listen to that first crap of hers, that "Higher" thing. i totally regretted every minute of it. if i were to prescribe a potent downer/depressant, it would have to be "Higher" and everything about Heidi Montag.

106. shannon - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:31am PDT

All I want to say is that the music makes me want to stab pens into my ears to make it stop. You are no good at singing and need to learn to realize it. Do you actually listen to these songs before you put them out there for other people to hear? Obviously not because any decent person would not subject people to crap like that. Get over it and continue the show (which you should be kicked off of)and try getting a real job.

107. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:32am PDT

I didnt think this song was ever going to end!!!! Really.... is it better?

108. kate - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:35am PDT

There is sooo much synthisizing (sp) and special effects that you sounded like a robotic singer, bad move, bad voice, bad lyrics, go home.

109. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:37am PDT

When you have no apparent talent other than creating drama, this should be expected. The thing is there are many famous pop-stars that cannot sing but have presentation and stage presence. She does not. So another pretty face but have a gimmick. I just don't understand. When her looks fades, what will she do? Does she have an education or any type of job skills to fall back on? Of course, she will be married to some rich guy taking care of her until he doesn't want her anymore and then she will be popping pills and we will her on her celebrity rehab in a few years.

110. Rhonda - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:39am PDT

hey heidi just done listening to your single "NO MORE", great song i really like it. I think you have to hook up with some of the best producers to have a hot album. You are a talented person but vocally you should hook up with a top producer in LA. One more thing Please Please dump SPENCER, he will bring you down and your musical career if you decide to have one.

111. marck - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:41am PDT

she is cool

112. Cynthia - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:42am PDT

I'm comparing both songs, "Higher" and "No More". They're both totally different. "Higher" seems to need perfecting if that song is going to be sung at such a high pitch. BUT the song "No More" works so much better. It seems more natural. It fits Heidi's voice & personality from what lil we know about her on "The Hills". So I'll be one of the rare people that SUPPORT Heidi on her singing because SHE DOES HAVE SOMETHING. KEEP PUSHING ON GIRL! DO NOT GIVE UP! IT'S A GOOD THING! JUST GIVE PEOPLE TIME & A CHANCE TO COME AROUND :)

113. marck - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:44am PDT

i like her sister on zoey 101 is she going to be pregant in zoey 101

114. __A_YAHOO_USER__ - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:45am PDT

Heidi you can't sing so give it up. your just trying to be good in something and trying to follow in Lauren's foot steps. At least Lauren has talent. So go back to your home town and take Spencer with you. Your a whatabe California girl.

115. anne - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:47am PDT

Why is a 21 year old girl getting so much plastic surgery?? She looks like she hasn't eaten in 2 years and had had her face plumped up with collagen. Bad choices Heidi, you should have enjoyed your youthful looks not ruined them.

116. marck - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:49am PDT

can i meet you some time brittanys sister jamie what is she going to have.

117. Alana - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:52am PDT

i cannot stand heidi or spencer. nothing they do sounds good. she cannot sing and i am so sick of them trying to be everywhere. GO AWAY. EVERYONE HATES YOU

118. firebee22 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:55am PDT

Heidi is a train reck her song made me ears bleed, I think my dog and sing better than her

119. HI - Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:57am PDT

if this song was sung by another singer such as ashley simpson, maybe, it would be REALLY good. i like the tune and everything its just her voice has no rhythm.

120. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:05am PDT

Nice try. That song is equally as retarded as the first one.

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