Run For The Hills! Heidi Montag Has A New Song!

Posted Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!

Heidi Montag is back, that is. Apparently the Hills starlet took a break from sobbing over all the low-blow comments her "Higher" video received, picked herself up by her Manolo straps, and dared to record another song. A song ironically titled "No More."

Heidi is one brave girl.

While "No More" is unlikely to win any Grammys or wind up on any best-of critics' lists, I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better. Not that that's saying much, of course. But really, it's considerably more listenable. Guess the wonders of ProTools will never cease.

So fire up Heidi's new song below--and if you are so inclined, close your eyes and imagine her flailing on a beach in a pink bikini, if that makes the overall listening experience more bearable:

HEIDI MONTAG - "NO MORE"

Oh, and while you're at it, since Heidi and her beau Spencer Pratt are apparently masochists, they're actually encouraging listeners to call them and let them know what they really think of "No More." Seriously. You can ring Heidi at (310) 220-0244 or Spencer at (310) 220-0215 and let it rip.

Just be specific when you make your comments, people--because if you holler, "No more! No more!" into the phone line, Speidi might think you're just cheering for their new single with joy...

242 Comments

121. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:05am PDT

this song stirs up memories of Alvin and the chipmunks only Alvin had catchier lyrics and was WAY more exciting!

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122. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:06am PDT

what morons. do they just want more money? they already do nothing and are rich. why do they need to subject us to this horrible "music". spencer is the biggest loser. and so is she. perfect match.

123. Steve - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:08am PDT

Spencer = Loser

124. Cory A - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:16am PDT

Sounds like LP is jeolous, because Heidi is famous and gorgeous and LP is neither. So what if she can't sing she is freaking hot. I love watching her videos.

125. __A_YAHOO_USER__ - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:19am PDT

MY POOR EARS! STOP WITH THE MUSIC HIEDI, YOU CANT SING. GIVE IT UP! LOOSE SPENCER

126. __A_YAHOO_USER__ - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:22am PDT

Hey has anyone even tried to call them?

127. wastingtime - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:24am PDT

Would not be surprised if this showed up on some Eastern bloc top ten list. Has everything needed for a Eurodisco hit. Cannot wait to see the video!!! I wonder if it will have the cable access quality of the song. I just hope she makes enought money from this song to pay for her enhancements

128. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:24am PDT

I think it does have a better beat than higher but she CANNOT sing at all...

She sounds absolutely horrible...

129. Angel of Music - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29am PDT

oh my god..How could someone say this is more listenable?!?! It's JUST as bad as the first one! The woman can't sing! Give it up! You can barely understand what she's saying.

130. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29am PDT

Geeze makes me wonder how bad the other song must be. I only listened to the first like minute of this song and yea.... I mean I guess if it wasn't for all the computerization of her voice it would sound much worse but you know some people have it and others well they just don't.

131. Monty - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29am PDT

O'Lor! Spencer is [profane]y, stupid, spoiled and rich. If only he were merely [profane]y, stupid, spoiled and poor, nobody would know his name and the world would be a slightly better place for it.

132. Vanessa - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:31am PDT

look your pretty do somethng else. You sing is funny and another leave your ugly boyfriend his loser and you could do way BETTER

133. TonishaB - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:34am PDT

Heidi cool

134. lori w - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:35am PDT

It is so sad that everybody out there has commented on this girl. Like the old saying goes...If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all! People need to just leave her alone. Everyone makes mistakes. Just let her do whatever she wants and shut up!

135. Randy - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:35am PDT

actually i kinda like this song!!
not bad heidi...
well better than higher at least.

much love.
randy!

136. Randy - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:35am PDT

137. drill_sgt_sanchez956 - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:40am PDT

didnt think heidi would go this far like the other actoress.the song is so so ..but she needs to drop that moron of spencer...they both need to grow up!

138. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:42am PDT

Hey I actually thought this song was pretty good, well compared to her last song, that was only played on the internet....

139. Yahoo! Music User - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:47am PDT

caliboy_randy is on crack ! cause only a crackhead could like this ...

140. Banger - Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:49am PDT

Yet another synthesised piece of trash that no talent wannabees subject the public so they can prove they have talent. Absolutely fogettable. Please...No More!!

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