Clay, Remolded

Posted Mon May 5 2:30pm PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

So the new Clay Aiken publicity photo landed in my inbox today...

Yikes.

Now, keep in mind that I expected Clay to look, well...different.

After all, lately Clay has undergone enough makeovers to rival his fellow quickchange diva Madonna.

For instance, there was that brunette K.D. Lang shag he rocked at the season 5 American Idol finale, when he shocked his "lookalike" idolizer Michael Sandecki as well as the entire Fox viewing audience.

Then he packed on about 30 pounds of body fat (inspiring nasty nicknames like "Clay Bacon" and "Clay Tummy-Achin'"), and probably twice that weight in spackled-on makeup, for his role in Broadway's Spamalot.

And still, when I unwittingly checked my email this morning like I do on any uneventful Monday, I was in no way prepared for Clay's latest look.

Take a deep breath and scroll down:

Oh, my Aiken eyes!

Sorry, I don't mean to be cruel. I love me some Clay. Really, I do. But this photo frightens me.

So what do you think of Clay 3.0? Post your thoughts below--and try not to spamalot, OK?

11224 Comments

1. J. Alexis -
Umm...I don't like the hair. But I beleive that he will always look akward....but its Clay. Great voice not so great looks.

2. nixfix7 -
I agree. he's gonna look the same no matter how many trips to the salon he endures. All we can so is sit back wait to see if 3.0 is the lucky winner.

3. Yahoo! Music User -
I don't like Clay as a blond

4. gael_4u -
I like him better with darker hair

5. kasslynne -
They couldn't afford any props? Not even a chair for the poor boy to sit in?

6. Swan -
If he weren't so obviously made-up with cosmetic products, he might look good. But all that make-up makes him look very... high-maintenance. Very effeminate. Very Clay. It's the same old Clay, just with different hair.

7. Yahoo! Music User -
Like LP, I do Clay.... but this is a bad look for him. Fire his stylist now!

8. wannabeclooneys -
Clay, just open up that closet door and walk on thru! We love that voice of yours no matter what. It just helps if we can look at you while you are singing.

9. SuzzieQ -
I like to hear Clay sing he is really good and I thank he looks good to.

10. Yahoo! Music User -
Thanks for the update LP. Best of luck to Clay. Hope he makes a mint off QVC.

11. Yahoo! Music User -
I think he looks fine LP. LOL. I sincerely do. But it' all in the eye of the beholder eh? As you said previously about his QVC marketing, whatever we think he will probably laugh his way to the bank. I love you LP. Keep the columns comin' sista. I am watching Mario on DWTS right now btw. I only knew him from your article way back about him, but I've come to love him. He seems like such a well intented 21 year old. I hope to see a story on his win on DWTS from you in a few weeks. Peace & love to my fave blogger...

12. Yahoo! Music User -
To me, it's the best he's looked in a time. I hope his inner self has found much peace, which is the key eh.

All my love to you Lyndsey. You roc reality girl.

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(((HUG))))

13. Yahoo! Music User -
As I get older, I find all you young pople look great. I wish had thought this when I was young. Hahahah... These celebs can go too far though in my opinion but inner beaut really is the key to inner peace.

I love all your blogs LP, AI-related or not.

I am already looking forward to your blog this Tuesday.

Take care.

14. Yahoo! Music User -
His suit is very nice and he ain't bad either. I hope he is happy.

15. Yahoo! Music User -
Thanks LP. Don't know about his face and bod, but I adore is voice. "On My Way Here" this May via RCA Records is on my list.

16. Yahoo! Music User -
Keep the columns rollin' Ms. Parker. Always a treat for me!

17. Yahoo! Music User -
LP: love ya' girl.

Fellow readers and those aiken for Aikenmay also want to check out"

Clay Aiken says he's no Justin Timberlake and isn't going to try

The Canadian Press via Yahoo! Canada News - May 05 01:56pm

NEW YORK - Clay Aiken is realistic about his niche in the musical landscape.

18. Yahoo! Music User -
Love you Lynds.

For your readers, FTI:
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Title "Clay Aiken says he's no Justin Timberlake and isn't going to try"
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By Erin Carlson, The Associated Press
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From http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080505/entertainment/music_clay_aiken_1
~~~

NEW YORK - Clay Aiken is realistic about his niche in the musical landscape.

"I'm not cool, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna lie," the good-humoured singer told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be Justin Timberlake. Thank God we have him, but I'm not him. . . . I'm not gonna bring anybody's sexy back."

Aiken embraces his pop-light sensibility in "On My Way Here," his first album of all-new material in more than four years.

The 29-year-old "American Idol" alum - he placed second to Ruben Studdard in the Fox show's second season - was the first non-winner to release a successful album, "Measure of a Man," which went double platinum in 2003. He followed that up with two cover albums: "Merry Christmas With Love" and "A Thousand Different Ways."

The North Carolina native has racked up more life experience since his "Idol" days, and felt a deep, personal connection to the songs on the disc.

"When I (did) the first album, I ain't been through nothin', you know? . . . But now I've gone through some crap, and I've gone through some good things, and I've started thinking, 'Oh, wow, I know what that song's saying, I've done that, I've experienced that, that's happened to me,' " he mused in his Southern drawl.

The ballad "The Real Me," about living in the spotlight, hits close to home: "It's amazing how I meet people all the time who think they know me. . . . I just did an interview a minute ago with someone (who) said, 'You used to be a nanny right? That's so great.' And I was like, nooo!' "

"So many people think I'm just a sweet, happy person all the time," he added, laughing.

Aiken made his Broadway debut as Sir Robin in "Monty Python's Spamalot" in January, and recorded "On My Way Here" in his spare time. Aiken ends his run in the Tony Award-winning musical May 4.

"Truth is, I did not expect to enjoy it as much as I have," he said. "I really have had a great time, and I've loved the people I've worked with."

Will he return to The Great White Way?

"You know, (if) the right thing came along, absolutely, I'd love to do that again," he said. "But you know what? If the right 'anything' came along, I'd be happy to try it."

~~~

19. Yahoo! Music User -
Thanks for this and:

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For your readers, FTI:
~~~
Title "Clay Aiken says he's no Justin Timberlake and isn't going to try"
~~~
By Erin Carlson, The Associated Press
~~~
From http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080505/entertainment/music_clay_aiken_1
~~~

20. Yahoo! Music User -
Director Mike Nichols seems to be quite impressed with Clay Aiken. I have seen Clay a couple of times on Jimmy Kimmel and he was really funny.
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