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Sanjaya Comes At You Fast

Posted Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:22am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Oh, Sanjaya Malakar, I've missed you so. Your creative hairdos that belong more on Shear Genius than on American Idol, the way you can destroy a perfectly good Kinks song like nobody else, your ability to make little Ashley Ferl cry on cue...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

The answer is, apparently Sanj has been shooting his own Kevin Federline-esque "Life Comes At You Fast" commercial for Nationwide Insurance. Except his commercial is waaay better than K-Fed's. He's wearing a fauxhawk! And trying to act! And singing! Kind of!

Somewhere out there in TV Land, Ashley Ferl is crying next to her plasma screen:

Welcome back, Sanjaya. Now all I need is for Danny Noriega to get his own Nationwide ad and I'll be weeping tears of joy, too...

186 Comments

1. Yahoo! Music User - Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:40am PDT
Sanjaya still doesn't have a voice, and it's a stupid commercial
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2. GenaF - Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:39pm PDT
Bitter, bitter, bitter.
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3. Mexican Dave - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:08pm PDT
I'll never see it... I have DVR, lol. Long live the DVR.
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4. Dove - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:34pm PDT
awesome
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5. Yahoo! Music User - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:40pm PDT
STOP PLEASE
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6. Robert C - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:40pm PDT
I rather watch paint dry...in the dark!
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7. db - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:48pm PDT
With all the professional actors trying to work you give another no talent wantabe a job that many SAG actors could do. Well, that's another place/service I won't be using. Carl's lost me when they used Paris Hilton and I loved Carl's Star burger but no more.
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8. jealousmuch - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:56pm PDT
David V, I agree with you! Long Live DVR! Oh yeah, I'm cancelling my Nationwide Insurance. I'm switching to Geico.
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9. Jen - Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:59pm PDT
OMG! He can't sing and now we can add he can't act to the list. Someone please stop him before he embarrasses himself even more.
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10. Therese - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:02pm PDT
Oh dear.
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11. heylove - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:02pm PDT
Boring!
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12. tmarm - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:09pm PDT
I think it was cute and funny!!!
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13. Kirsten - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:12pm PDT
Stupid. Why didnt he disappear after AI?
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14. __A_YAHOO_USER__ - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:24pm PDT
My Fantasy Football team name is "Sanjaya's Scrotum" LOL
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15. Betz - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:26pm PDT
That was halarious. I admit, he wasnt the mosty talented on that season, but he was funny, and he still is.
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16. Daintiest ONE! - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:56pm PDT
LOVE IT!
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17. Betsy - Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:59pm PDT
I am happy for Sanjaya and think it's great he's getting a shot at something. Why do people want to insult and push other people down? Why not let him have something and laugh along with him?
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18. Emma - Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:07pm PDT
I thought it was funny. He is trying hard but I doubt if he will make it .
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19. Zac - Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:08pm PDT
oh my frikin god he is so frikin gay I hate his frikin piece of crap butt he is so gay! this sucked
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20. PATTI K - Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:21pm PDT
Could this commercial have been any more ridiculous??
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