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Sanjaya Comes At You Fast

Posted Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:22am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Oh, Sanjaya Malakar, I've missed you so. Your creative hairdos that belong more on Shear Genius than onĀ American Idol, the way you can destroy a perfectly good Kinks song like nobody else, your ability to make little Ashley Ferl cry on cue...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

The answer is, apparently Sanj has been shooting his own Kevin Federline-esque "Life Comes At You Fast" commercial for Nationwide Insurance. Except his commercial is waaay better than K-Fed's. He's wearing a fauxhawk! And trying to act! And singing! Kind of!

Somewhere out there in TV Land, Ashley Ferl is crying next to her plasma screen:

Welcome back, Sanjaya. Now all I need is for Danny Noriega to get his own Nationwide ad and I'll be weeping tears of joy, too...

186 Comments

141. lifeisswell -
I think Sanjaya is a cute kid - and he is having fun - I think a lot of posters on this sight are just jealous of the fact that someone who is just an average talent can still get his moment in the sun - grow up everyone and let the kid have his fun - he isn't hurting anyone. In fact it REALLY DOESN'T MATTER in the whole scheme of things. There are sooooo many more important things to whine about don't you all think?

142. Claude -
please let him make his money!!

143. booby... -
would really love to say something more than pittifull

144. bj2k2001 -
just watch it,
why you need opinion ?
do your job of watching and let it go.

145. Lisa -
Nope....hated it!

146. R U 1 2 -
give sanjaya a chance. if you really listen he sounds like a better michael jackson. a better management company is a start. otherwise this entertainment stuff, will eat you up and leave you broke. the public is a hold different kind of monster. so you go sanjaya its up to you.

147. Anita -
please retire sanjaya with a good retirement plan and spare us.......

148. TaylorS -
that was sooo stupid and he dosnt sing good at all!

149. Yahoo! Music User -
omg
He is making such a big fool of himself i mean he cant sing im suprised he even got that gig, other celebrites could of done that soo much better . and his hair is just plain freeky !! :*

150. lisa l -
bad--he should have went away after idol. what a lunitic!!!

151. Dama L -
girls adore him wow that is news to me lol

152. R B -
I've seen worse. I hope he's having fun with it. It may be his last shot in the entertainment business that will make him any money and then he'll be thrown back in the rat race with the rest of us taxpayers. Do leave well enoug alone and let the poor boy enjoy a bit of fame.

153. Yahoo! Music User -
well I think it was funny! :) and you people should stop insulting him! he already (probably) knows that he can't sing so why don't you just laugh with him not at him, he he just wants to have fun is all, and none of you would like it if their were like, a gazilion comments that said your voice sucks! (at least I wouldn't)

154. Yahoo! Music User -
CHEEZY HE CAN ' T SING WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE TELL HIM THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

155. Yahoo! Music User -
Ya long live DVR i have COX

156. Yahoo! Music User -
Well, I'm quite obviously the minority here, but I love Sanjaya. I think he's got a lot of talent, a big heart, and a level head, and I think it will take him far in whatever he chooses to do.

157. Yahoo! Music User -
DON'T EVER play on tv!!!!!

158. Exclusiive.Babyface -
he is so cute, and the commercial is all right, but i luv him tho!

159. kali s -
he still sucks, he's worst than taylor hixxx

160. Yahoo! Music User -
I see a bunch of jelous peeps in here. He did a fine job in that commercial. We may have us a new actor coming out.
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