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Sanjaya Comes At You Fast

Posted Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:22am PDT by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

Oh, Sanjaya Malakar, I've missed you so. Your creative hairdos that belong more on Shear Genius than on American Idol, the way you can destroy a perfectly good Kinks song like nobody else, your ability to make little Ashley Ferl cry on cue...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

The answer is, apparently Sanj has been shooting his own Kevin Federline-esque "Life Comes At You Fast" commercial for Nationwide Insurance. Except his commercial is waaay better than K-Fed's. He's wearing a fauxhawk! And trying to act! And singing! Kind of!

Somewhere out there in TV Land, Ashley Ferl is crying next to her plasma screen:

Welcome back, Sanjaya. Now all I need is for Danny Noriega to get his own Nationwide ad and I'll be weeping tears of joy, too...

186 Comments

161. Yahoo! Music User - Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:03am PDT
hey,people! be nice..I think u r juz jealous. that's his LIFE. If u want OTHERS to be happy, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!
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162. MaDySoN - Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:01am PDT
How come girls are all over him! I don't see it.
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163. Nainai - Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:13am PDT
that was pointless. but the guru was right about the haircut.
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164. CourtneyA - Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:16am PDT
hahaha... OMG!
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165. LeeAnne K - Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:53am PDT
OMG!!!! Hilarious!!!!
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166. Lindsey - Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:12am PDT
oh my god. will he just go away...forever
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167. Cheyenne - Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:33am PDT
Sanjaya cant really sing and that commercial is stupid!!! No wonder he got voted off American Idol he cant sing or act!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop him please!!!
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168. Christine - Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:33pm PDT
I think that the commercial is a waste of time and is SO dumb. It's NOT funny and he still doesn't have a singing life. DUMB!
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169. Tiana - Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:28pm PDT
um... maybe cuz sanjaya is a total weirdo who can't do his hair or sing or act
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170. anonomous - Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:45pm PDT
Ya' know he shouldn't have been on American Idol anyway. I don't see how people voted for him. Nothing against him, he's just not a good singer!
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171. AnureetS - Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:55pm PDT
that iz the weirdest thing i have ever seen!!!!! xD
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172. Kaitlyn - Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:14pm PDT
OMG that was a stupid and a waste of time plus money
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173. Zack - Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:13pm PDT
hmmm,lets see....commercial=gay,sanjaya=gay,and oh!guess what!...american idol=GAY!!!!!
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174. Tanzy - Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:10pm PDT
Hey dont knock that mans hustle. Its suppose to be funny and silly and it was. Good job DUDE. If some one hired me to do it I would too. STOP HATING!!!!!!!
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175. Beaver - Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:11pm PDT
sup Squirrely....how U do'N? ;-)

oh yeah someone that sucks more than souja boy.....Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll...yooou!
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176. Chichi - Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:36pm PDT
funny!
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177. Hannah - Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:46pm PDT
i thought he was gone for good :(
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178. IslandMomma - Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:33pm PDT
He's getting some NEW MUSIC out there, too.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYk83sGgGk
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179. Mike K: MCP President - Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:30am PDT
WOW! That was pathetic!
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180. fay - Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:55pm PST
Quite a creative ad, at least it tells him to have a hair cut!
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