Da Brat Headed To Da Slammer
Well, it's just been announced that Da Brat--old-skool rap icon, BFF of Mariah Carey, lone witness to the Mariah/Nick nuptials, and star of such reality gems as The Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit Club, and Celebrity Rap Superstar--will spend the next three years imprisoned not in a Surreal Life McMansion with Chyna Doll and Adrianne Curry or in a fitness bootcamp with Dustin Diamond, but in an actual prison.
Not sure which is worse, reallly...
In all seriousness, Da Brat's bratty ways have finally been punished, after she allegedly used the broken end of a rum bottle to slash the face of a waitress/nemesis at Jermaine Dupri's Studio 72 nightclub in Georgia. Brat was sentenced today by an Atlanta judge on charges of felony aggravated assault.
This isn't the first time Da Brat's been in trouble with da law...but really, any glimpse of some of her hot-headed scenes in past reality shows would have given the prosecution in this particular case all the ammo they needed to secure a conviction. See here:
DA BRAT'S 'CELEBRITY FIT CLUB' FIGHT WITH HARVEY WALDEN
DA BRAT'S 'SURREAL LIFE' SPAT WITH GO-GO JANE WIEDLIN
Da Brat may be bratty, but one thing's certain: She sure is good TV. Someone please give this celebreality C-lister her own pre-prison reality show, just like BET did with Lil' Kim! Please!
Sir; you generalization that "blacks" are racist is rude and offensive, and racist in itself. As a black man with a film production company and a worldwide reputation, I see your comment as racist! My father was a NYC cop, I attended the police academy, and my brother served in the US military. Do "blacks" like us see the law as anything other than the LAW? How ignorant of you to post such a vile comment! The Brat is a joke, but not because she is black, but because she is a loser. Save your racism for your quiet chats with your equally racist friends and colleagues!
119. NIKKNAKK - Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:14pm PDT
AFTER READUNG SOME OF THESES COMMENTS I CAN SAY THE BRAT HAS MORE MONEY THAN ALL THE HATERS PUT TOGTHER AND MUCH MORE TO COME
I GLAD THE COPS/COURTS CHECKED HER BAD ATTITUDE FOR 3 YEARS. PLEASE WHEN is THE LAST TIME U'VE HEARD HER MUSIC SAMPLED OR REFERENCED........................NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Never heard of this Jane person. I watched the video and never seen her before either.