Da Brat Headed To Da Slammer
Well, it's just been announced that Da Brat--old-skool rap icon, BFF of Mariah Carey, lone witness to the Mariah/Nick nuptials, and star of such reality gems as The Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit Club, and Celebrity Rap Superstar--will spend the next three years imprisoned not in a Surreal Life McMansion with Chyna Doll and Adrianne Curry or in a fitness bootcamp with Dustin Diamond, but in an actual prison.
Not sure which is worse, reallly...
In all seriousness, Da Brat's bratty ways have finally been punished, after she allegedly used the broken end of a rum bottle to slash the face of a waitress/nemesis at Jermaine Dupri's Studio 72 nightclub in Georgia. Brat was sentenced today by an Atlanta judge on charges of felony aggravated assault.
This isn't the first time Da Brat's been in trouble with da law...but really, any glimpse of some of her hot-headed scenes in past reality shows would have given the prosecution in this particular case all the ammo they needed to secure a conviction. See here:
DA BRAT'S 'CELEBRITY FIT CLUB' FIGHT WITH HARVEY WALDEN
DA BRAT'S 'SURREAL LIFE' SPAT WITH GO-GO JANE WIEDLIN
Da Brat may be bratty, but one thing's certain: She sure is good TV. Someone please give this celebreality C-lister her own pre-prison reality show, just like BET did with Lil' Kim! Please!
154. Yahoo! Music User - Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:10am PDT
Lilypie oops my bad heffer, the first comment was directed towards you.
188. Yahoo! Music User - Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:35pm PDT
I think you all should get a life because, you could have been the person she cut up or you could be the idiot thats going to prison. None of you are any better than she is. I am not even a fan.
194. Yahoo! Music User - 13 minutes ago
Actually, it's spelled heifer, 154.