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Sept. 30-Oct. 6: Janet's Illin' And The Judgment Of Paris

Posted Fri Oct 3, 2008 2:19am PDT by Dave DiMartino in That's Really Week

It's been a tumultuous week in the music world.

More than a few people raised their eyebrows upon hearing of Janet Jackson and her recent health drama: Her planned show in Montreal Monday night was canceled after the singer/dancer/elaborate dresser became "suddenly ill" and was taken to the hospital and released two hours later. A spokesperson for Ms. Jackson would not elaborate on her unexpected ailment, only mentioning that she had been "ill" and was "recuperating" after her release. Shows set later in the week, including ones in Boston and Philadelphia, were also canceled--undoubtedly sending pre-med students in both cities scurrying to their textbooks to discover whether Extremis Minimus Ticketsalus is an actual disease.  All she needs now is to leave her record label after her most recent album flopped and strike out on her own! Oh no, wait--that happened last week.

While we're speaking of prestigious female recording artists: Paris Hilton, singer, actress, and perhaps the most important human of this century, has released a new single entitled "My BFF"--which will coincide with the debut of her new MTV reality show, intriguingly titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. In it, 16 women and 2 gay men will compete for the privilege of actually becoming Paris's "best friend forever" who, word has it, "is hot, loyal and has the energy to keep up with Hilton's hectic lifestyle." Extremely large mirrors need not apply!

And in admittedly less relevant news--that whole "presidential election" thing--this week saw musicians of all shapes, sizes and ages queuing up to do their part, some more conspicuously than others.

In terms of raw numbers, presidential hopeful Barack Obama had an absolutely banner week: rocker Bruce Springsteen very visibly cast his lot with the man, playing at a rally in Michigan with further Obamagigs scheduled for Philadelphia, Columbus, and an intriguing Oct. 16th double bill in New York with piano man Billy Joel. Considering the players, one suspects a significant amount of testosterone-infused sincerity--not to mention sweat--will be noticeably dripping from that stage. Should be memorable, no? Likewise, longtime Obaman Jay-Z--who Obama has described as one of his favorite artists--will be making an appearance in Detroit this Saturday at a rally geared to increase voter registration, as Monday is Michigan's deadline to vote in the Nov. 4th election.

If the Republican candidates are feeling a little squeamish by this blatant show of support by two of pop music's biggest icons, they're probably even less comforted by the treatment they've been receiving by two bastions of the music press. Rolling Stone, perhaps predictably, has been bannered with cover headlines such as "The Lies Of Sarah Palin" and "Make Believe Maverick," featuring a less-than-flattering illustration of a ghoulishly grinning John McCain dive bombing in an antiquated one-man airplane. Similarly, hip-hop mag Vibe features Obama on the cover of its November issue as well as a letter from the man himself to the mag's readers, noting "I need you." The magazine has officially endorsed the candidate--the first such presidential endorsement in its history. Not to worry, though: While rapper Bow Wow just kicked off a 15-city tour during which he'll be urging fans to register to vote, reports say he's not promoting any specific candidates, which may count as a win in some quarters. If you get my drift.

Speaking of quarters, after two of them next February 1st, viewers of Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa will be able to witness an historic appearance by the aforementioned Mr. Springsteen and the E Street Band--who'll be following the tradition of the Rolling Stones, U2, Prince, Paul McCartney and Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, and surrealistically be appearing in front of thousands of people wearing funny clothes, buying beer, and heading for the bathrooms. Kudos to the E! Online writer who noted "fans can at least feel safe that no wardrobe malfunctions are likely to occur with this bunch. That is, unless Little Steven's head scarf gets blown off. Then things could get ugly."

And finally--as in life itself--it all comes down to Phish! The much-loved granddaddies of the famous "jam band" scene are back in the news upon reports that they'll be reuniting next March for their first live performances since August 2004. They'll be playing at Virginia's Hampton Coliseum, where they recorded their 6-CD Hampton Comes Alive set a decade ago, and according to their website, will soon be announcing additional dates to follow. Somebody somewhere must think this is the best news they've ever heard, and I'd certainly like to see what they're wearing as they think it! 

THIS WEEK'S TOP 10 STORIES:

1) Who's The Boss? -- Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel team up for Barack Obama.

2) Who's Also The Boss? -- Jay-Z returns for Obama voter drive.

3) Call Her Nurse Jackson, If You're Nasty -- Janet is feeling better, thank you.

4) Pheeling Phishy? -- Jam-band legends gear up reunion plans.

5) Vote, Dawgs! -- Bow Wow tour in full voter registration mode.

6) Did You Miss Me? -- Mindy McReady turns herself in to serve 60-day sentence.

7) Born To Run 50 Yards -- The Boss is Super Bowl-booked!

8) Here Come the Brides -- Melissa Etheridge reportedly to wed.

9) Won't You Be My BFF? -- Paris Hilton releases new single!

10) Around the World In A Daze? -- Britney announces possible tour plans.

757 Comments

81. manda -
Get well soon Janet..Love your work.

82. Yahoo! Music User -
so what? muslim 4 pres? god americans are dumb god no1 is nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luckme: america is a country of immagrints and great diversity: SHUT UR MOUTH GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so disappointed in people specialy when peeps were complianed bout da olmpics....so what we all no america is a low life obeese country and probly theres a 99 percent chance that whoever is reading this is over a healthy body weight

83. Bone, Toe, Chewy -
Paris! Who do I have to kill to be your Bff? I mean your Fb (F... Buddy).

84. Nicole -
Check your facts the man is a christian ignoramus !!!

85. Yahoo! Music User -
i am looking at janet jackson and thinking " what the flipped pancakes, she is UGLY!!!" im sorry but thats my opinion. and how is Hilton the most important person? i thought she was a pothead with to many boyfriends

86. Yahoo! Music User -
i dont like paris, i think shes a 50 cent street walker. all she needs is a bag over her head, a short skirt, and a stylish lowcut shirt and she could be highway ready!!! ;P

87. nadia k -
-LuckyMe(page 1), you are so stupid. B Obama is not Muslim you biased loser! Go get an education you freak and a brain too!

88. China B -
I dont care what Obama's religious beliefs are and those that claim to are full of it...Bush is supposed to be Christian and he is the biggest warmonger/murderer to run the US

89. Yahoo! Music User -
Janet Jackson is probably just under a lot of pressure and is doing too much. As far as Paris Hilton, there is no way I'm kissing someone's a** just to be their friend, no matter how much money they have. That show is the stupidest reality tv show ever.

90. stephanie -
luckyMe do your homework he is not a muslim don't be ignorant research for yourself.

91. Yahoo! Music User -
"no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States"

Does anybody know where that comes from? Please say you do. If you don't, don't write about people being either Christian, Jewish, or Muslim as a qualification for being President.

92. Yahoo! Music User -
this is for Michael R, Obama is muslim. he said so himself. and what muslim is going to respect the flag? obama is a flag hater and frankly a very politicaly wrong man. and he is very muslim. and his mother wasn't married when she had him.... and he's gay. thats all i gotta say genst him.

93. aaron -
I LOVE PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

94. nadia k -
'clintstone' is right! This country is going down.

95. LEATHERLDY -
Boss Man still rocks,and is still hot.

96. monalisa -
HEY JANET...DID JERMAINE KNOCK YOU UP............

97. Yahoo! Music User -
comment # 100 thats interesting.... but kinda wrong...

98. nadia k -
CHINA B, I agree with you 100%

99. Goodgirl -
Ha ! to the person who said that Janet Jackson cannot sing..that is like saying also that she cannot dance or perform...and so does Michael too..both of them cannot sing,dance or perform.

Ha! That was the funniest thing I have ever heard...Humm I wonder who they think Britney Spears and all the others are trying so hard to Imitate??
Guess who??
It's JANET!!!:)

No one still cannot compare to neither she or Michael so Come again Guy!

To darling Janet, we wish you well and all the very best sweetheart!:)Keep safe!

100. Erika -
paris it's pretty bad you need a t.v show to make friends all the rest of us can make friends on our own are u really not independent enough and whoever says paris is the most important person in this century needs to get out of whatever unrealistic world they live in
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