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Sept. 30-Oct. 6: Janet's Illin' And The Judgment Of Paris

Posted Fri Oct 3, 2008 2:19am PDT by Dave DiMartino in That's Really Week

It's been a tumultuous week in the music world.

More than a few people raised their eyebrows upon hearing of Janet Jackson and her recent health drama: Her planned show in Montreal Monday night was canceled after the singer/dancer/elaborate dresser became "suddenly ill" and was taken to the hospital and released two hours later. A spokesperson for Ms. Jackson would not elaborate on her unexpected ailment, only mentioning that she had been "ill" and was "recuperating" after her release. Shows set later in the week, including ones in Boston and Philadelphia, were also canceled--undoubtedly sending pre-med students in both cities scurrying to their textbooks to discover whether Extremis Minimus Ticketsalus is an actual disease.  All she needs now is to leave her record label after her most recent album flopped and strike out on her own! Oh no, wait--that happened last week.

While we're speaking of prestigious female recording artists: Paris Hilton, singer, actress, and perhaps the most important human of this century, has released a new single entitled "My BFF"--which will coincide with the debut of her new MTV reality show, intriguingly titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. In it, 16 women and 2 gay men will compete for the privilege of actually becoming Paris's "best friend forever" who, word has it, "is hot, loyal and has the energy to keep up with Hilton's hectic lifestyle." Extremely large mirrors need not apply!

And in admittedly less relevant news--that whole "presidential election" thing--this week saw musicians of all shapes, sizes and ages queuing up to do their part, some more conspicuously than others.

In terms of raw numbers, presidential hopeful Barack Obama had an absolutely banner week: rocker Bruce Springsteen very visibly cast his lot with the man, playing at a rally in Michigan with further Obamagigs scheduled for Philadelphia, Columbus, and an intriguing Oct. 16th double bill in New York with piano man Billy Joel. Considering the players, one suspects a significant amount of testosterone-infused sincerity--not to mention sweat--will be noticeably dripping from that stage. Should be memorable, no? Likewise, longtime Obaman Jay-Z--who Obama has described as one of his favorite artists--will be making an appearance in Detroit this Saturday at a rally geared to increase voter registration, as Monday is Michigan's deadline to vote in the Nov. 4th election.

If the Republican candidates are feeling a little squeamish by this blatant show of support by two of pop music's biggest icons, they're probably even less comforted by the treatment they've been receiving by two bastions of the music press. Rolling Stone, perhaps predictably, has been bannered with cover headlines such as "The Lies Of Sarah Palin" and "Make Believe Maverick," featuring a less-than-flattering illustration of a ghoulishly grinning John McCain dive bombing in an antiquated one-man airplane. Similarly, hip-hop mag Vibe features Obama on the cover of its November issue as well as a letter from the man himself to the mag's readers, noting "I need you." The magazine has officially endorsed the candidate--the first such presidential endorsement in its history. Not to worry, though: While rapper Bow Wow just kicked off a 15-city tour during which he'll be urging fans to register to vote, reports say he's not promoting any specific candidates, which may count as a win in some quarters. If you get my drift.

Speaking of quarters, after two of them next February 1st, viewers of Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa will be able to witness an historic appearance by the aforementioned Mr. Springsteen and the E Street Band--who'll be following the tradition of the Rolling Stones, U2, Prince, Paul McCartney and Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, and surrealistically be appearing in front of thousands of people wearing funny clothes, buying beer, and heading for the bathrooms. Kudos to the E! Online writer who noted "fans can at least feel safe that no wardrobe malfunctions are likely to occur with this bunch. That is, unless Little Steven's head scarf gets blown off. Then things could get ugly."

And finally--as in life itself--it all comes down to Phish! The much-loved granddaddies of the famous "jam band" scene are back in the news upon reports that they'll be reuniting next March for their first live performances since August 2004. They'll be playing at Virginia's Hampton Coliseum, where they recorded their 6-CD Hampton Comes Alive set a decade ago, and according to their website, will soon be announcing additional dates to follow. Somebody somewhere must think this is the best news they've ever heard, and I'd certainly like to see what they're wearing as they think it! 

THIS WEEK'S TOP 10 STORIES:

1) Who's The Boss? -- Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel team up for Barack Obama.

2) Who's Also The Boss? -- Jay-Z returns for Obama voter drive.

3) Call Her Nurse Jackson, If You're Nasty -- Janet is feeling better, thank you.

4) Pheeling Phishy? -- Jam-band legends gear up reunion plans.

5) Vote, Dawgs! -- Bow Wow tour in full voter registration mode.

6) Did You Miss Me? -- Mindy McReady turns herself in to serve 60-day sentence.

7) Born To Run 50 Yards -- The Boss is Super Bowl-booked!

8) Here Come the Brides -- Melissa Etheridge reportedly to wed.

9) Won't You Be My BFF? -- Paris Hilton releases new single!

10) Around the World In A Daze? -- Britney announces possible tour plans.

757 Comments

141. Wink -
I wish the Hollywood and Music set would stay out of politics.
If they are all supporting a Muslim-America-Hating candidate,who is out for his own glory, then they obviously haven't READ the Facts..
What is wrong with these people?

They all might try reading articles by Tom Sowell of Washington DC.
He makes it all perfectly clear.....
Obama is a big joke.
Iraq will have the last laugh if he gets into the White House.

142. NAY -
Like I said Stupidity Is Alive and Well in AMERICA! Yes, folks we certainly NEED change. Because all this old school, good ole boys, vote for old men that send boys and girls off to war, make lots of money for fat-cat businesses, do nothing for the poor folks, put us in debt for years to come... is why we are in a mess now. Good Luck folks. And God bless your children who have to go through hell because of the REP. Bush Adm for the next century.

143. THOMAS -
Why can't congress and the white house, take tax payer dollars for the people, by the people, instead of for the ceo, make an agency for the people and since its tax payer money, give them a rate they can pay their mortgage, let the banks eat the forclosed, they should not have a mortgage because they can;t afford it, why should congress and the white house bail out private finance companies to bail the rich, what about us middle class, its our money. We should take Washinton to court, to get our bail out back and do it right.

144. sk88tergirl -
VOTE FOR AMERICA!!! VOTE FOR MILITARY SUPPORT OF THIS COUNTRY!!! VOTE FOR BORDERS!!! VOTE FOR PROTECTION FROM INVASION!!! VOTE FOR PRO-LIFE/CHRISTIANITY!!!!! VOTE FOR INTELLIGENCE!!!
VOTE FOR MCCAIN!

145. Yahoo! Music User -
There is a reason Obama wants "change" he has had it with Bush. Janet Jackson might be pregnant who knows? and Paris just wants another "friend" to feel more important and then step on them just like how she did with every other friend. She can not stay a friend for very long. Like she says "she use to play with dolls, she plays with people now" how pathetic.

146. ISAAC O. -
Janet is totally worried about the drop in ticket sales to her appearances. She is not at the top of her game and she knows it. Or does she have any game?

147. Yahoo! Music User -
Jessie,

No one is allowed to have a differing opinion or we have to go to hell. That says everything about the people supporting Obama!

148. reno911 -
hi im from boston mass no way will obama win why doesnt paris run with him as vice president loyalyalty?
get it

149. Lexy -
whoever Nay is your smart and YOUR RITE GO BARACK i hate racist ple Micheal R. has a good point to and anyone who puts ethnicity in there reason to vote for someone are idiots anyways and i wish they screened that stuff when you went up to vote....


thanx Nay...

150. Michael -
I BEEN IN THE ARMY FOR 20YRS. FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE KEEP SAYING MUSLIM DONT LIKE THIS COUNTRY THEN THINK AGAIN HOW MANY YEARS AND WARS YOU BEEN IN.

151. Yahoo! Music User -
I agree with wink. obama supporters are a bunch of clueless morons. God, not alah save America!

152. Wink -
I forgot to add...
You can actually check out Tom Sowell's articles at http://townhall.com/
There are some really scary facts most people don't know about.
Read on America...........

153. ImCrazyDoYouSee -
Paris is a nice looking girl and I'm sure a real dream date for any man with an IQ over 60. She is easily manipulated and somewhat nieve. On the other hand I know this other girl that truly is da bomb, she has it all!
When she smiles at you it's better than sex, imagine that. That's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I hope you all never find her I want her all to my needy, greedy little self!!!

Love you Boo!!! Thanks for the picts!!!

154. MYWAY -
hmmmmm,I THINK, WHO CARES FOR REAL !!!I think they all need to come to the real world..what or who would they be without money?

155. MYWAY -
Also if it was not for janets family,and paris hilton being born into the fame game what would they be think about that

156. Yahoo! Music User -
If Obama wins will the White House be called Black House ?

Well, Obama is OK, but I hate his wife she;s so damn ugly and stupid!!

157. Yahoo! Music User -
Sorry but your comment of "Paris Hilton, singer, actress, and perhaps the most important human of this century" is the most stupid dumbass thing I have ever read. Sad to think there are people like you who write such pablum.....Also, LuckyMe, you are a dumbass also for thinking Obama is a Muslim. You must be still be in 1st grade and almost illiterate.

158. Yahoo! Music User -
LuckyMe Are you as stupid as you write?

159. S3Xii J -
Janet Jackson do have a voice 1st of all
n i hope she feel better

p.s. my name is janet jackson 2!!!!
lol :)
;)

160. Cinemabuff -
Janet get well soon we miss you and we love you.

Paris I will be your friend and you don't have to pay me nothing.
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