Jan. 5-12: No Fun
The first full week of 2009 started off most miserably, when
news of the death of pioneering punk guitarist Ron Asheton
was announced. The man whose distinctive sledgehammer riffs provided the
perfect foil for Iggy Pop's
sneering vocals on the Stooges' landmark recordings was found dead of an
apparent heart attack in his Ann Arbor home Tuesday morning; he was only 60
years old and had recently enjoyed newfound success with the reunited Stooges,
who'd been touring off and on since
2003 and had released their comeback album The Weirdness
in 2007.
A statement issued by Iggy Pop, drummer Scott
Asheton (Ron's brother),
saxophonist Steve Mackay, bassist Mike Watt, and the band's
management read: "We are shocked and shaken by the news of Ron's death. He was a great friend, brother, musician,
trooper. Irreplaceable. He will be missed. For all that knew him behind the
facade of Mr. Cool & Quirky, he was a kind-hearted, genuine, warm person
who always believed that people meant well even if they did not.
As a musician
Ron was 'The Guitar God,' idol to follow and inspire others. That is how he
will be remembered by people who had a great pleasure to work with him, learn
from him and share good and bad times with him."
Iggy Pop personally, sadly, added: "I am in shock. He was my best friend."
We at That's Really Week echo the statements above; we too shall miss Ron. And we have a feeling in a couple weeks we'll be reporting on the Stooges' long-awaited induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame; the band has been on the nominees' shortlist many times but unjustly passed over for years, but there's nothing like a tragic death to garner a band some much-overdue recognition.
In other fatality-related news, Dr. Jan
Adams, the plastic surgeon who operated on Kanye West's mother Donda shortly
before her own tragic death, has been sentenced to a year in jail. However, his
lockup has nothing to do with alleged medical malpractice or with Donda at all;
instead he's being imprisoned after pleading
guilty to drunk driving charges. Yet it should be noted that at the time
of Donda's surgery last year, the
Medical Board Of California was seeking to remove Dr. Adams' medical license because of his multiple
alcohol-related arrests. Now we can only wonder if Kanye, whose newest album 808s & Heartbreak was inspired by his mother's passing, thinks this is sweet justice.
In other serious, sad news, this week Amy Winehouse
and her superstar producer Mark Ronson, both
of whom are Jewish, were allegedly targeted by Islamic extremists. U.K. newspaper The Sun reported that a post in a forum on Ummah.com called
for users to compile "a list of top Jews we can target," and the list
included both Amy and Mark's names. British
anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey
told The Sun that these threats should not be
taken lightly: "The Ummah website has been used by extremists. Those
listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation
by 20 or 30 thugs." As if Amy Winehouse didn't
have enough troubles...
Another woman who is no stranger to trouble, tragedy, or terrorism is Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari, the 18-year-old daughter of late Pakistan Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto.
And now Bakhtawar is letting her own voice be heard, writing and producing a
rap called "I Would Take Away The Pain" about her mother, who was assasinated
in December 2007. Bakhtawar's
tribute was uploaded to YouTube this week and gives a chilling account of her
mother's slaying and also praises
her mom for her courage as an activist. This young woman's
own courage for creating such an honest song should be praised as well.
And finally, on the subject of death, an unusual piece of
rock 'n'
roll memorabilia is going up for auction on eBay soon. The son of 1950s rocker the
Big Bopper--the "Chantilly
Lace" singer who died in an infamous small-plane crash alongside Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly--has
announced plans to sell the steel casket in which his late father was buried
for 48 years. The Bopper's son, J.P. Richardson, plans to use the money from the auction to
fund a musical show about his late dad, who died before he was born.
But it wasn't all
about death and death threats this week, of course. Many pop-music It-Girls
made headlines on the lighter side of the news, too. Britney Spears ' Twitter account was hacked by a prankster with a
very colorful vocabulary; Katy Perry
became a single lady again after splitting from her boyfriend, Gym Class Heroes MC Travis McCoy;
and
Lindsay Lohan and her gal pal Samantha Ronson (Mark's
sister) denied that they were splitting up at all. Surely stories like these balance out
the more serious ones detailed in the paragraphs above.
And on that lighthearted note, thus concludes another week in music news. Come back next week for more headspinning headlines, and until then--goodnight, and good music.
THIS WEEK'S TOP 10 STORIES:
1) No Fun - The Stooges' guitarist, Ron Asheton, died at age 60.
2) You Know That They're No Good - Extremists make threats against Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson.
3) South Asian Sensation - Pakistan's Bakhtawar Bhutto Zardari raps about her slain Prime Minister mother.
4) Kanye Gets Justice - The plastic surgeon who operated on Donda West is sentenced to jail.
5) Britters Gets Twittered - Britney Spears' Twitter account is hacked.
6) These Gals Are Still Pals - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson deny they've broken up.
7) Eminem Unbottled - His upcoming single "Crack A Bottle" leaks online.
8) Katy Perry Free To Kiss Girls Again - She splits with her boyfriend, Travis McCoy.
9) Bon Jovi To Hilary Clinton: "I'll Be There For You" - Jon will perform at a fundraiser to clear Hilary's campaign debt.
10) Shop Till You Bopper - Now the Big Bopper's coffin is available for sale on eBay.


and no longer report on music-you do music no service with it!! Get a clue!!!!!!
Herzliches Beileid arme Amy!
DO YOU THINK YOU'VE
FILLED UP ENOUGH SPACES ON THIS SITE?????
GET YOUR RETARDED ASS OUT OF HERE AND TAKE A
SPELLING CLASS "YA IDIOT"
as your so deserving. Sad to see you go rock on brother!
These guys misuse Anti-Semite just to get attention.
Let's see how many thousands of Jewish entertainers
received the same false message ?
I'm with you...don't know John Travolta personally, but the worst thing that could happen is lose a child... and they did! Horrific! God bless his family. Though, I do think the media could give them some privacy... cmon, they just lost their son! I feel bad for celebrities sometimes! They can't even take a crap without someone wanting to write about it or take a picture!
Ron has touched so many of us who knew him wanted his dream to come true and that was to play his music. Scott was a true brother and Kathy a true sister. Ron loved his family first then his music and Scott was right next to him.
All of his family will be remembered by the ones who knew them as teen-agers and then a great guitar player.
Rest in Peace Ron for you came from a strong and loving family.
cp
sliding by the showoffs. toofanmusic.com
tells the story of persian pathos and
passion. many sides to the story.
the second diaspora has come.
expanding beyond the end of the universe
even. for that you need atlas of the universe
by sir patrick moore and insect repellent
from fullerbrush.com, don't use a knife
or a gun to defend yourselves girls, use
insect repellent from fuller brush.
women are so very expensive to raise.
and the dowry will break any man into
chinese dolls. those darn bulls in
china closets. now how about greece?
what happened to the youths who were
rioting in greece? riot industry, cobra
verde. did the army, line them all up
and give us a great 'blackout'. since
everyone in the world is a target, the
earth looking like a sitting duck in space
we all give ourselves much sympathy
and pray for sandra magnus on the international space station. she's up
there for a few more months. worlds'
sexiest astronaut. st. albert magnus
said that religion and science must
co-exist. he died in 1280 a.d. some time
after the magna carta was signed. mostly
about who will pay the debts of someone
or a family or a nation should they
meet soft demise. thank god i don't
owe anyone a cent. thanks to charity.
for without charity, none of us would
be here. onward to weapon z for the zorros
of zion i remain a friend of the hebrew
hammers. even though i wear black and
green. will the ruse work? obtuse.
minnie mouse for mickey mouse.
haven't seen queen i lien of israel
since dec. 31st. she kicked it off
not i, when the clock struck twelve.
the 13th tribe of israel is a strange
tribe. it is scattered among the
mashed potatoes and margarine. what me worry?
nothing to worry about but worry itself.
m.a.d. peace through strength, and take
no sides but all of them. swiss are not
neutral either. the for or against
policy of aiding and abetting. and what
of lord lucan. and of course the ubiquitous
miss moneypenny, a fine book by kate
westbrook. did she find her father or not?
i still can't figure it out. the ending
is so ambiguous. what a diary. trouble
in the rubble for kids on the skids.