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Ahoy, mateys. For those of you who are unaware, Saturday, September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Which is, of course, the coolest holiday since Christmas. Maybe it's even cooler--because Santa Claus is awesome and all, but he's not as awesome as Captain Jack Sparrow, is he?

And for you landlubbers who don't believe this amazing if unnecessary holiday actually exists, click HERE.

So to celebrate, we've (eye)patched together this collection of music videos that are sure to shiver your timbers. And if you don't like 'em, you can just go walk the plank...

Gwen Stefani with Eve - "Rich Girl"
Only two stylish, A-list wenches like these could come up with a trend like Pirate Chic. Shoulder-dwelling parrots practically became THE hot new accessory after this video came out:

Modest Mouse - "Dashboard"
This indie-rock band's most recent album, We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank, is practically a nautical concept album, filled with briney imagery about sea-faring life. So it makes perfect sense that its first video is almost like a mini-version of Moby Dick, The Musical:

The Flaming Lips - "Psychic Wall (Spongebob Theme)"
The wonderfully wacky Lips are the best costume band EVER (yes, even better than the Village People), donning little-green-men facepaint for their movie Christmas On Mars and furry animal suits for their bizarre live shows. So for their Spongebob Movie theme song, dressing up like Jolly Roger was a totally logical move:

Dan Deacon - "Paddling Ghost"
In the latest puppetastic video by the superstar DJ, a felt pirate ghost and his wacky pirate sidekicks go on a magical underwater journey that is so trippy, it'll leave you feeling like you just drank a big mug of acid-spiked grog:

Adam Ant - "Strip"
Okay, forget what we said about Gwen and Eve a few paragraphs ago. The real originator of Pirate Chic was Adam Ant, who back in the '80s made flouncy peasant blouses, pantaloons, and waistcoasts seem like the sexiest thing a man could possibly wear. But most men couldn't pull off Adam's look with quite as much swashbuckling panache:

Flogging Molly - "Seven Deadly Sins"
What better way to celebrate this debauched holiday--which happily falls on a Friday this year--than with a sea shanty about "seven drunken pirates"? Pass the grog, please:

Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew - "Pirate Rap"
Sure, some gangsta rappers today think they're real thugs. But do they carry swords? Do they have pegs for legs or hooks for hands? Do they drink grog from mugs made out of stowaways' skulls? Nope. So Captain Dan is the real gangsta here:

Lazy Town - "You Are A Pirate"
Usually a children's music video that mentions the words "precious booty" would be suspect. But in this case, it's totally appropriate:

These videos are rated arrrr!