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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

21. ERICO -
How about "Question Mark and The Mysterians? or

The Mothers of Invetion?

22. David M -
No "Toad the Wet Sprockett"?

23. Yahoo! Music User -
The Cunning Linguists

24. Kel Kel -
I don't really look at the names of the bands. I'm more interested in the actual music the bands make. They may have silly names, but hey, they are the ones who made or are making millions. And anyways, the more publicity they get, the more money they get!!!

25. Yahoo! Music User -
squirrel nut zippers

26. Cody -
ya know i think actic monkeys is an awsome name but hoo cares what the name is just think about the music.

27. TB#1 -
Blue Oyster Cult was sort of an odd choice of a band name, but considering their previous name was The Soft White Underbelly, it was a step up.

There was an obscure 60's band called "The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Dispair." That's a pretty bad band name.

Anal C*nt is a really bad band name. So is Lubricated Goat.

Right Said Fred. Bad.

Enuf Z Nuff.

28. John12 -
How about Moby Grape?

29. queen -
isp anyone

30. Yahoo! Music User -
How did Insane Clown Posse not make it?

31. Yahoo! Music User -
I actually thought Mr. Mister was kinda clever. But I have to agree with the others. If I could add one to the list, it'd be Insane Clown Posse (but I guess the name fit the persona).

32. Patrick -
Panic at the Disco & Toad the Wet Sproket come to mind

33. Francisco -
Mortiis, The Cranberries haha, A-ha, Mr. Mister is so stupid!
New kids on the block...please!!!.......Vanilla Ice......Milly Vanilli, I never like the name "Cher" for an actor or singer...Afrika Bambaata.....Menudo....Falco....Baltimora......Meco.....The Vapors......Tom Tom Club.....Kajagoogoo.....Europa.....TOTO

34. Yahoo! Music User -
OK rappers have some of the dumbest names I mean,

(KOOL NUTZ !!!!) COME ON!!!

35. Jessie C -
Totally insanely ridiculous.

36. David -
How about "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy" a 1960's California band.

37. Jessie C -
That sounds totally insanely ridiculous to a point to where I never want to hear those names ever again.

38. LongTimeTigerFan -
10cc
The Lovin' Spoonfuls

Chumbawunmba

Wang Chung

39. john -
Insane Clown Posse

But the name is better than their music.

40. spunky -
"Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah" is the dumbest one on the list. And the is nothing worng with Limp Bizkit
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