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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

61. __A_YAHOO_USER__ -
How about Radish? the name stinks!

62. Maya -
The Hottest band in the world..... KISS!

63. Maya -
Chumba Wumba

64. Maya -
Chumba Wumba

65. Maya -
A German Band called Tokyo Hotel?

66. MarkL -
They forgot my personal favorite...

Colonel Hanson and the Aqcuarium Rescue Unit.

67. ben -
Ryan Shupe and the Rubber Band

68. AndyRue -
Strawberry Alarm Clock is odd, too.

69. WilliamB -
How about the "Exploding F***Dolls"

70. Julie -
Cowboy Mouth

71. M K -
What about "Me First and the Gimme Gimmes" I like the band, but what a crazy name.

72. OAKTOWN -
What about the "Insane Clown Posse"? Nothing stupider than a couple of middle aged guys wearing make up and talking about torturous clowns. Beat!

73. Val Engr -
I know nobody mentioned "Stormtroopers of Death" and "The Cramps"... Is there a band out there called "PMS"? If not, it should be made up of ex-housewives...

74. CathleenB -
Strawberry Alarm Clock was an interesting name. Acid, anyone?

75. DanF -
Jimmy Eat World!

76. Paul -
Hoobastank!

77. No thanks -
Did anyone mention, The Tony Danza Tap Dancing Extravaganza?

78. Juan -
Slimy Nuggetz are my boys back home. Not sure if they still together but they sing a song about Freaky Martin. Papa Smiley and the Brain Bananas. Festy Fest.

79. dfunkt -
Buzzcocks

The Babys

Meat Kate

Biff Boff Barf

80. Yahoo! Music User -
Oingo Boingo. Nuff said.
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