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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

81. Yahoo! Music User -
soulja boy tell 'em
cage the elephant

82. Yahoo! Music User -
What about "Butt Hole Surfers?" That is just as bad of a name as any of the ones mentioned in the article!

83. J. Lo. (yes those are my initials)lol -
You forgot Microwave kitty, Right said Fred, Taco, Bread, The Band, & lest we forget....Kajagoogoo!!

84. Trent -
Cycle Sluts From Hell

85. momqat -
Toad the wet sprocket??

86. SaysWho -
How 'bout Was (Not Was), Haircut 100, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Timex Social Club, T'Pau, Kon Kan, Paul Humphrey and His Cool Aid Chemists?

Some of these are so bad, the names probably ruined any chance of real stardom.

87. JakeF -
Bubblegum Octopus?

88. Yahoo! Music User -
Mr Mister? Thats just lame

89. D -
Hmmmm, how bout them Sex Pistols and while in Denver there was a local band called, Full Blown AIDS. C'mon people.

90. Dylan -
you forgot about "The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza!" thats a good one =P

91. Giants Nutcase -
Hey Alex M. You know why they're called Led Zeppelin.
Jimmy Page and John Paul Jojes were Jamming with a couple of other big musicians from the British Invasion-heard many names but not sure exactly which persons, but Page liked the sound so much he commented that he'd like to tour with the band. Keith Moon of the Who-I beleive he was one of the guys jamming with them said, "Oh that would go over like a lead zeppelin" hence the name. They dropped the "a" out of lead so that it wouldn't be called "leed" zeppelin. And there's your history lesson of the day.

92. Yahoo! Music User -
Sharon Tates Baby out of the Austin punk scene in the early eighties was sick but the band was good

93. Giants Nutcase -
What about the Oneders?

94. Yahoo! Music User -
How could you possibly forget: Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band with the Rootettes?

95. Kevin -
No one remembers Presidents of the United States of America. Thank God. worst name ever.

96. Gus B -
Enuff Z'Nuff??? Why not throw Hoobastank in the mix if you are looking for a popular band?

97. KeithG -
Death Metal provides tons that could make this list...Carcass, Cannibal Corpse, etc. What about Dead Milkmen?

98. Double Slit the Quantum Phantom -
RAW SEWAGE.

99. Jo♥ -
Toad the Wet Sprocket

100. russ-t -
how about Dying Fetus and Def Leppard?
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