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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

101. Yahoo! Music User -
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

102. Trevor -
I like Strawberry Alarm Clock personally.

103. Joey -
What about Nitzer Ebb? Or the Armaggeddon Dildos? Those names are way better than these ones. Nine Inch Nails is a bit odd, too, right? Or Queen (for a band of all guys), right?

104. Double Slit the Quantum Phantom -
R.e. #101 Giants Nutcase...

FYI: LZ D-127 Graff Zeppelin
LZ D-129 Hindenburg

Both German passenger airships whereas Rush Limbaugh, a flaming Nazi gasbag.

- Double Slit, the Quantum Phantom

105. andrew -
No mention of Throbbing Gristle ANYWHERE. Nice try, Radish.

106. Debra -
one of my fav bands was Whats in a name
But what about Meatloaf come on now food for name

107. Christina -
Thousand Foot Crutch...

108. Yahoo! Music User -
Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Really, what happened?
Velvet Revolver - what, guns and roses was already taken?
Spandau Ballet. Gawd. That's a weird visual
Pussycat Dolls. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Pussycat.
Eagles of Death Metal. Dumb name, rockin' music, gotta luv it.
Mary's Danish. Uh, what happened to them.
Go go's. Gone, gone.
Dead Boys - oops, self fulfilling prohpecy RIP Stiv.
Jesus and the Mary Chain. Wow.
Face it they are all dumm.

109. Matt -
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Enough said.

110. Yahoo! Music User -
I have my own list of weird band and artists names:
Hannah Montannah (individual) who can take her seriously with that name and the fact that she's only from Disney?

The Jonas Brothers (hot sensation) yet I personally think that they have a lame name (and music) because thats so plain, yup, thats their last name.

Deaf Lepoard (I love em,) but what the heck?

Kiss (love em) but whats up with the name and then the odd glam rock thing?

Green Day, huh?

Fall Out boy, what?

Rascall flatts?

Queen

CAKE

69 boys (love em, but weird)

Yeah, I had some oldies, but hey there were weird ones back then too!

111. Donna -
Atari Teenage Riot

112. ams -
cerial dose name are ridiculous but wat bout linkin park

113. Res Ipsa -
Where is Kajagoogoo when you need them?

114. Srove -
how about hoobastank what even is tht

115. Gleeful Little Haunches -
This is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

116. Res Ipsa -
You love "Deaf Lepoard"????? Clearly considering that you can't spell their name.

117. Saul -
...you SO forgot: Haircut 100, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Sixpence None The Richer, Voodoo Glow Skulls, and a favorite from my day: Alan Webster's Chocolate Banana Mystery Band.

118. Mark G -
My favorite is "Southern Fried Culture on the Skids" look 'em up and download "8 piece box."

119. Res Ipsa -
Let us not forget Flesh For Lulu

120. Q -
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus much? lol
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