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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

141. BoxingCrab -
There was a club band in the NY area called Barking Spiders.

142. Joe C -
The Freaking Flamers

143. JarettP -
what about "dogs die in hot cars" thats a crazy band name

144. Gibble -
Pornhuskers
Flaming Lips

Yanni

145. Nikki R -
Death Cab For Cutie

146. Andres -
yeah yeah yeahs should be there

147. Rick -
What happened to: Toad The Wet Sprocket. or : They Might Be Giants. ?

148. AlanaO -
i think meatloaf should've been on there, lol, that's a weird name too.

149. Nikki R -
Blind Melon
Bile
Scritti Politti

150. Norm Chowderhead -
How about "The Beatles?" They may have sold a billion records but the name is less than inspired.

151. Midnight Blue -
Anyone ever hear of the band called "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy? They had a superb 1-hit wonder called "Twice Is Life".

152. Dani_is_cool_! -
sounds like tesitcles!

153. Yahoo! Music User -
What about "Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin" or "Neutral Milk Hotel"?

154. April -
I Have heard 1 other that was pretty ridicoulas, I was a drummer for a band named: Blistered Chicken.. Lol

155. Fishhead -
First of all, "Archers of Loaf" is the best band name ever, not one of the worst.
Try:
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Death Cab for Cutie
Hot Hot Heat
Neutral Milk Hotel
4Play
N'Sync
agree with the person who said Indie Bands tend to have the most annoying, pretentious names (and usually the music to go with the crappy name)

156. Stephen -
How could anyone even THINK of leaving this one off the list??? Without a doubt I'd have to say: Toad the Wet Sprocket.

157. *Angel* -
hey i like bowling for soup!!!!

158. halfpint -
The more ridiculous the names, the more we seem to remeber them. Interesting. Regardles, I have to admire them for pursuing their ambitions and or dreams.

159. JuliaT -
LMAOO Test Icicles.

160. Just A Fussin' -
I personally see nothing wrong with:

8. Hootie & the Blowfish
6. Mr. Mister
4. Enuff Z'Nuff
3. Arctic Monkeys
2. Test Icicles
1. Limp Bizkit

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