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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

Posted Tue Jun 9, 2009 7:07pm PDT by Robert of the Radish in The Y! Music Playlist Blog

There are a lot of seriously bad band names floating out there in the cosmos. Although you would probably find the very worst of them among the throngs of unsigned garage bands, groups who've had success in the music business have not escaped the pull of the pathetic name. Some vomit-inducing band names have been overcome only by the quality of the music behind the name. Case in point, The Beatles. The name The "Beetles" was suggested by Stuart Sutcliffe as a tribute to Buddy Holly & The Crickets, but the second "e" was replaced by an "a" as in "beat" generation. Oh, how clever. Now, I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I will no doubt take abuse for daring to say anything negative about the fab 4, but the Beatles name is lame at its core. However, the music was so good that the name became insignificant in comparison to the music it represented. 

Although bad, "The Beatles" is not the worst name in rock and roll history. In fact, it's probably not even in the top 100.  In my view, the following 10 band names are the most ridiculous in rock and roll history. You will see that the list includes the critically acclaimed,  the middle of the road and shooting stars. No one is immune from the bad band name, and if you do pick one, you better pray you become as big as The Beatles. It's the only thing that can cover your sin.

What would you add to the list?

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Band Names Ever

10. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

9. I Am The World Trade Center

8. Hootie & the Blowfish

7. Archers of Loaf

6. Mr. Mister

5. Bowling For Soup

4. Enuff Z'Nuff

3. Arctic Monkeys

2. Test Icicles

1. Limp Bizkit

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390 Comments

161. mike daddy -
What about the band from Seattle called The Farts

162. just me -
Box of Frogs.... Toad The Wet Sprocket... Haircut 100... All anyone needs to do to find a lame-assed band name is have an 80's flashback.

163. Yahoo! Music User -
don't forget Anal Blast...

164. Yahoo! Music User -
Hey, Norm Chowderhead (great name!), please don't insult the Beatles. They were one of the first. Most of the other bands had a lot more years to think up better names.

165. Chris -
My cousins had a punk band that played in the fort worth area called "F.R.P." stood for F__ken Romanian Peasants!

166. -
You can't forget "Buster Cherry"

167. SUPER CHARGER -
THE PLASMATICS

168. Scout -
how bout Toad the Wet Sprocket?

Crappy band
Crappier name

169. Yahoo! Music User -
Lets not forget the '60's. Like The Weeds, The Seeds, Fugs, Peanutbutter Conspiracy and the never seen or heard of again Slugs. But we need to rember Mainge and the Ugly Puppies, I was the bass player and we tried hard to find a bad name, I think we succeded.

170. Yahoo! Music User -
Bad Religion

bad name

171. Abby -
Okay you also forgot Papa Roach that's a pretty weird name bu its a good band. Also The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

172. dog lover -
How about the 60s band - Harry Nostril and the Nasty Nose Pickers?

173. Joseph H -
[sarcasm]Wow, you guys must do some insane research to come up with your lists [/end sarcasm]. I mean, damn, you couldnt get more obscure than all that crap you have listed. Of course, had you stayed even remotely in the area of main stream music past and present you probably couldve come up with a lot better list, maybe some that most people have actually heard of.

I mean its not that hard. There are 1000s. Most of them have stupid names..

174. Coleman -
limp bizkit is da best

175. Dustin -
The worst is actually a band called "Coathanger Babies."

176. jon -
my friend in santa barbara was in a band called "SNOT"
they've been around for 10 years now !! snot.com

177. Yahoo! Music User -
omg gayrods i like love limp bizkit nd bowling so mabe u shud look them up and liste to them some time jerks


ps who evr makes up a name like clap your hands and say yeah NOW THATS A GAYROD NAME HAHAHAHA

178. Yahoo! Music User -
someone still loves you boris yeltsin, i always get a kick out of that one

179. Yahoo! Music User -
Old names: 13th Floor Elevators, Chocolate Watch Band, Blues Magoos. And a new one: the Bloody Stools...eww!

180. Yahoo! Music User -
"I Am The World Trade Center" & "Hootie & The Blowfish."
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