| # | Title | Lyrics | Rating | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Intro | |||
| 2. | T.B. or V.D. | |||
| 3. | Alzheimer's | |||
| 4. | Tattoo | |||
| 5. | Genie | |||
| 6. | Prison | |||
| 7. | Sheep | |||
| 8. | Dad Catches Son | |||
| 9. | Second Time | |||
| 10. | Confession | |||
| 11. | What a Hole | |||
| 12. | Five Dicks | |||
| 13. | Bear & Rabbit | |||
| 14. | Bank Account | |||
| 15. | Aspirin | |||
| 16. | Greek Army | |||
| 17. | Dead Hooker | |||
| 18. | BJ Please | |||
| 19. | Armless & Legless | |||
| 20. | Three Salesmen | |||
| 21. | Drunk Puke | |||
| 22. | Two Old Jews | |||
| 23. | Suppository | |||
| 24. | Bear Hunter | |||
| 25. | No Tits | |||
| 26. | Where It Smells | |||
| 27. | Death or Oog-Goo | |||
| 28. | Hot Tub | |||
| 29. | Mother in Shower | |||
| 30. | Silent Farts | |||
| 31. | Wife's Car Crash | |||
| 32. | Stork | |||
| 33. | Genius | |||
| 34. | Polish Kid | |||
| 35. | Lottery | |||
| 36. | Both Arms | |||
| 37. | Eight Inches | |||
| 38. | Three Old Jews | |||
| 39. | Einstein's Cock | |||
| 40. | Dracula | |||
| 41. | Biggest C*#@ | |||
| 42. | First BJ | |||
| 43. | Fag & Woman | |||
| 44. | French Toast | |||
| 45. | Aristocrats | |||