| # | Title | Lyrics | Rating | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Intro | |||
| 2. | Can a Girl Be a Bastard? | |||
| 3. | Ghetto Prize or Fucked-Up White Family | |||
| 4. | Dead Santa | |||
| 5. | Fart Asphyxiation | |||
| 6. | Make the White Pee | |||
| 7. | Parent's Divorce | |||
| 8. | Single Mom | |||
| 9. | Gramps and Grams | |||
| 10. | Rapunzel Garcia | |||
| 11. | Blue Balls Strategy | |||
| 12. | College Horny Dog | |||
| 13. | Penny | |||
| 14. | Night Before Christmas | |||
| 15. | Gotta Get Some | |||
| 16. | Evelyn | |||
| 17. | My Divorce | |||
| 18. | Grampa's Pinga | |||
| 19. | High at Grampa's Funeral | |||
| 20. | Teeny (Da Woman Who Called Me on My Bullshit) | |||
| 21. | Costumed X-Mas | |||
| 22. | Holes in My Condom | |||
| 23. | Sonogram (No Ding Dong!) | |||
| 24. | Home Birth or Bikini Wax | |||
| 25. | Human Dairy Farm | |||
| 26. | Yakkity Yak | |||
| 27. | It's Got a Ding Dong | |||
| 28. | Airing Their Differences | |||
| 29. | Colicky Son (Or the Little Prick) | |||
| 30. | Bedtime Story | |||
